Who knew that a little bit of ingenuity and poop is all we needed to save the environment? Well, a lot of poop and a lot of ingenuity. But still! Poop+Ingenuity=Poopgenuity.

"Sarah Palin announces her 2010 target list"

Private security mercenaries shot and killed a Somali pirate who tried to jack a ship off the African coast yesterday. And "International navies have killed about a dozen pirates over the past year." Where is the love? [WSJ]

Things haven't been so easy for Sandra Bullock since she won an Oscar for her performance in The Blind Side, and here we come piling on. Just in time for its DVD release, here some of that film's worst mistakes.

In true superman style, this baby monkey makes a quick costume change in order to fight the menacing stuffed gorilla that has been tormenting his family's home.

In this week's episode, we finally got to see the back story of the mysterious Richard Alpert. Was he an ancient god? An eyelinered member of Andy Warhol's Factory, out on a 35-year bender? Not quite.

Is Reggie Bush sexist, or is he just tired of being Kim's prop or photo op? Zoe Saldana is sick of losing roles for being black. Michelle McGee's fetish videos include spiders, goo, and dolls. Wednesday gossip is feeling queasy.

She smashed the window because her key didn't work, but was so drunk she didn't realize it wasn't even her vehicle. At least when this actress misbehaves it's with her costars and her husband's consent.

Brazen Fifth Avenue Ninja Heist yesterday! Guys. Guys. Look. Ninja Heist!

Sungha Jung is known the internet over for his incredible guitar skill. In this video, the little musician tackles The Beatles' 'Come Together.'

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Oh Merton, you were such a lovable guy! Singing your songs on Chatroulette and wooing the collective internet in that hoody and those glasses. You had a mystique! And then you had to go and open your mouth. Sigh.

In response (maybe?) to our breakthrough linkage of yuppie baby slings and poor smothered lifeless babies, government safety officials are recalling more than a million baby slings. God. As if Park Slope parents didn't have enough to deal with.

[Lindsay Lohan takes a bit of a digger on her way to a friend's house after hitting the clurbs in Lors Angrilys; image via Splash]

You know, there was a guy who pulled this same stunt at my high school graduation, but something tells me they're not on the same page.

Brian Rooney, a 22-year veteran at ABC News, was laid off this week. Just another victim of a financially shaky company? Or is Brian reaping the evil crop sown by his father, Andy Rooney? A reader has a theory!

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

A federal judge ruled in favor of the Mississippi teen, Constance McMillen, who wanted to bring her girlfriend to prom, saying the Itawamba County school board had violated her rights. The judge refused to reinstate the dance. [USA Today]

Oklahoma Senator Tom Coburn is worried that Obamacare will offer subsidized boner pills to convicted sex offenders, so he's pushing an amendment to make sure it doesn't happen. Not on Tom's watch! [Politico]

Just like angry former expat Matt Taibbi, the editor-in-chief of the Russian edition of Newsweek, Mikhail Fishman, likes to party the Moscow way. But it may all be a set up by the Kremlin. Or maybe not. Who knows?