Ever wonder how Scientology produces all those crappy pamphlets and all that L Ron Hubbard literature? A lawsuit by two former elite members confirms allegations the 'church' runs sweatshops, where workers are designated as religious devotees to avoid labor laws.

[Symbolically, the Winslet-Mendes divorce is already here. Riding a cab in New York, Kate Winslet displays a wedding band-free hand. Image via INF.]

On last night's episode of Real Time, Bill Maher used the tail end of his "New Rules" segment to speak about health care reform with a brilliantly offensive Tiger Woods-related angle. Inside, video and a full transcript of Maher's remarks.

Defies belief. Until you realize record companies are ridiculously out of touch, scared and would much rather get back to selling 12-inch vinyl from record stores and snorting expense-account coke with bands in hotel suites like the old days. [BoingBoing]

A comically wrenching tale of passion on the plane, legendary animator and director Chuck Jones' adaptation of the classic children's book hides its geometry in romance, wherein the simplest forms suffer hardest for love.

Apparently no one would hire him. "Markus" had fewer than 10 clients, ever, which means the New York Post provided over 10 percent of his customers. Between this guy and Ashley Dupre, the Post really is an employer of hos.

Between the hours of 5 and 6PM on the eighth day of his anti-terror torture spree, pretend CIA Agent Jack Bauer will be ordered to stand down from your TV set. What should he do next?

Palin and the Tea Party get a lot of analysis today as they gather in Nevada for 'the Conservative Woodstock'. Healthcare reform passed. 24 is being cancelled. Conservative racists are making headlines. But the most important factor is the simplest.

This recurring sketch with everyone's favorite "Louie!" character was a bit of a one trick pony, given the pony's trick was something like the ability to fart the pledge of allegiance. In other words, the one trick was fantastic.

Falling on that prickly pear last week set of a chain reaction ruining LiLo's life. Jimi Hendrix has a sex tape. George Michael's internet sex life reveled. Miley says good-bye to her music career. Here's your Saturday gossip.

Rupert, and Journal editor Robert Thomson, hate the NYT. So it's not surprising that, on the cover of today's WSJ Weekend section, part of publisher Arthur Sulzberger Jr's face has been used to illustrate a feature on feminine men. [VF]

Sit down before reading this. Jackson's doctor, Conrad Murray, apparently returned to the singer's house after his death to pick up some mystery creams "so that the world wouldn't find out about it." Those creams were skin whitening creams, the AP has revealed to a wildly unsurprised world. [AP]

Rappers C-Stone and Paul Wall witnessed a brawl over a cheeseburger at a Texas Whataburger, and kindly videotaped the event, which includes a rotund man yelling "Fuck you and your cheeseburger!" and losing his gym shorts during a tackle.

The 1989 movie that followed San Dimas rocker dudes through time was turned into a cartoon in 1990. Keanu Reeves, Alex Winter, and George Carlin were the main actors in the movie, and still lent their voices to the cartoon.

[In pilot drag, Qantas spokesperson John Travolta struts the tarmac in Melbourne. He's there for the Formula One Grand Prix, where he will wave the checkered flag that starts the race. Image via Splash News.]

Snoop Dogg was the guest on Larry King Live tonight, and it was pretty damn entertaining. LarBear and the Dogg discussed Tiger Woods, Susan Boyle, marijuana and more, but the best moment involved the two rollin' on dubs. Video inside.

Ben Mills lives in Williamsburg and has "Big Ben" tattooed on his penis. He set the internet aflame with nude photos of British rock heiress Peaches Geldof taken during an alleged heroin-fueled Scientology sex party. Let us introduce him. [Updated]

With the news of her mental breakdown still on our mind, we can't tell if Maria Bamford is disturbed or a genius. We'll let you be the judge. Watch this clip from John Oliver's New York Stand Up Show.

Earlier today, Sarah Palin and John McCain reunited to try and help save McCain's political career at an Arizona campaign rally. As the Republicans' approval ratings tumble, it's no surprise that its more popular members are sticking together.

Join us as Jamie Oliver tries to rescue the most unhealthy city in America, where children are being fed pizza for breakfast and can't discriminate between tomatoes and potatoes. Hopefully, the show will be inspiring, and not horrifying.