Richard Melville Hall—also known as Moby—is the subject of today's New York Times' "Sunday Routine" column, in which he guzzles açaí juice-almond milk-spirulina smoothies, evangelizes for organic Silver Needle white tea, and fakes Asperger's.

In Sunday's What Is Wrong with the Youngs news: "Thanks to the health-care reform act President Obama signed into law," shiftless 20-somethings will mooch off their parents' medical plans even longer, will never get married, never move out. [WaPo, Picvia]

Merton made a splash on the viral stage two weeks ago with his Chatroulette piano improv, which spread around the web like [STD] on [actress]. Well, he's back, and his second video is just almost as entertaining. Watch inside.

Sprayed-in-the-face caption contest starts now. Click image to enlarge. [Image via Getty]

Yesterday a lawsuit revealed Scientology's brutal sweatshops. Next week a series of reports on Anderson Cooper 360 will apparently reveal further violence by leader David Miscavige (pictured) towards his minions. Scientology denies the claims. Again. [AC360]

This documentary chronicles Philippe Petit's daring 1974 high-wire walk between the Twin Towers and World Trade Center. With interviews with Petit and his cohorts, this film gives an in-depth look at how he pulled it off and at what cost.

Studying sperm competition in fruit flies, scientist Mollie Manier color-coded their junk and made videos of sperm "racing around the female's genital tract at high speed, like miniature formula-one cars," according to one awed science writer.

And by 'smear' they mean 'air perfectly legitimate, well-reported claims that the pope, the actual pope, was complicit in covering up the sexual abuse of young boys by Catholic clergy'. It's just a matter of semantics. [NYT]

Visiting the Hollywood Scientology Celebrity Center, J.D. Shapiro just wanted to meet girls. Instead, he wound up writing Battlefield Earth. After winning the "Worst Picture of the Decade" Razzie, Shapiro is apologizing. He blames it all on his penis.

And finally capturing top score glory over whoever DPD may be? Head over to the Dream Visualizer to watch your dream turn into a personalized animation that you can then share with all of your Facebook friends.

It's nearly impossible to explain a dream. The Dream Visualizer is here to help. Share your most vivid dream, and you will get to see it animated. And we're going to choose our favorite and give one of you dreamers a sweet prize: a $100 AMEX gift card*!

CNBC anchor Maria Bartiromo has dropped her trademark on incessant nickname "Money Honey." Now that it's gone, we kind of miss fun Wall Street, if only because Wall Street 2 is going to be such a snore. [NYPost, Pic: Getty]

God help us. Tiger Woods wants to be alone with his cartoon porn. Miley Cyrus wants Kurt Cobain to be her boyfriend. Kim Kardashian wants everyone to look at her cleavage. Sunday gossip can't always get what it wants.

Well, this is strange. Two men brawl at a Chicago government office as horrified onlookers gawk before the presumed victor starts voguing away with struts fit for a Queen, honey, and sashays right out the front door. *Snaps* Video inside.

[A competitor presents himself to the jury at Garmisch-Partenkirchen, Germany's 25th annual beard competition. Kari Ferrell would be in heaven. Image via Getty.]

She announced it during a live web chat (irony) with Reblogging NonSociety, after a surprise appearance on her obsessive detractors' website turned into a chat with hundreds about plastic surgery, web criticism, and ex-sex with Jakob Lodwick.

Bobby Lee, of MadTV fame, is know for his over-the-top humor. In this clip, he explains how airports have begun dumbing down signage.

After a Twitter-driven teenage flash mob that scared grown-up Philadelphians shitless last week, local police are cracking down—but another mob may be forming now, tweets CNN's Don Lemon. Wait a minute, is Don Lemon starting a flash mob?

Big Ben's checkered college years and other details have been added to his field guide.

"Anime is a prime example that two nukes just wasn't enough," NH State Rep. Nick Levasseur said on Facebook. Now he is apologizing for the statement, which "could be deemed as insensitive to Japanese culture," according to the local news.

Just over 10 per cent of the top magazine editors, as rated by Mediaite, take the time to use Twitter. The statistic was pointed out by Kurt Andersen. Via Twitter. So they won't have seen it.