This weekend dragons scorched the earth, Alice fell even further down that money-lined rabbit hole, and a '10s comedy about the '80s did some pretty rad business.

With a series of contractions, a seahorse gives birth to its young, releasing these small creatures from his pouch into the surrounding water. After birth, the seahorse swims to his mate, looking for comfort and a seahorse kiss.

Are you one of those "young people whose true religion is music?" Marketing consultants have determined the proper place for you to live: in a gleaming, Miami Beach-style condo on West 30th street. Where music lives!

And what bad timing, because now Sandra Bullock is getting all the ink. This singer is sleeping around, a boy bander is a drunk, and a male crooner is trying to hide the plastic surgery scars. It's not a ruse!

New York City is glorious. But, New Yorkers can also be known for never being shocked to the ill fated going-ons in the city. Some even jaded. The Rubber Room opens our eyes on impact. A secret, whispered and gossiped about...

There's nothing wrong with reusing good ideas, but we'd never have guessed that Disney ripped themselves off so many times. From Robin Hood to Cinderella, watching these classic clips from our childhood favorites will make you smile today.

A militant, Midwestern Christian group called the "Hutaree" was reportedly the target of government raids this weekend. Their leader, Raddock "RD" Merzonick, was arrested, and now, their web site is being attacked by internet trolls armed with gay porn.

Lost: the television show enjoyed by many hopeless fanatics such as yourself. Just how much is your slavish, unquestioning devotion to everything associated with this fairy tale worth to corporate America's advertisers? A lot.

It must be really frustrating to be a baby and dying to tell your parents "I am frigging starving and freezing, bottle me ASAP."

[Bethenny Frankel gets hoisted up by her brand new husband outside the Four Seasons hotel yesterday; image via Splash]

Inc. magazine had a crazy, wild notion: what if its staff worked from home to produce an issue, using IM to communicate? Are they daft? Mad? Deranged? Batty? No, it worked out fine. Print media: living in the future! [NYT]

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

John Yoo, the former Bush lawyer who helped the CIA skirt laws on torture, is happy to be back teaching law at UC Berkeley, where he refers to his neighbors as "a natural history museum of the 1960s." [LAT]

New revelations of child molestation by Catholic priests, and the Pope's indifference, have his critics and defenders locked in a holy war of words. Some anticipate his downfall. Others see a secularist smear campaign. Here's your guide to the controversy.

This week on The Race, the teams flew 5000 miles to an African paradise for an island hopping adventure chock full of banana hungry tortoises, stubborn oxen, treasure maps and one really hilarious fruit vendor.

Have you ever wandered around Vegas on psychedelic drugs? Me neither. But it must be crazy with all the lights and sounds and those intense carpets! The 25CPW gallery has a new show all about casino drug rugs. [New Yorker]

Picture the life of a trucker and you might see hookers, meth, and rebel flag decals. But not anymore! A new breed of truck driver is into sewing sweaters, making slippers and other knitwear that are "Oh! Just beautiful."

If you don't drop those Ding-Dongs right now, you may end up in rehab. A study found that overeating junk food can "trigger addiction-like responses in the brain," and be as hard to shake as cocaine and nicotine. [Reuters]

At least 35 people are dead after a suspected terrorist attack on Moscow subway stations

The Palin-related reality show we've been waiting for since Sarah announced hers! Radar reports the show will take place in Alaska and feature Johnston "riding on pimped out snow machines with jet fuel in them." Say no more. Please. [Radar]