A tipster sent us this video of Bobby Flay getting down to Big Pun’s classic “Still Not a Player” at a Puerto Rican Day Parade party in New York City:

“The next neat thing that’s going to happen is cloud robotics: that’s where, when one robot learns something, they all learn something.” Ha ha, sure, yes. Neat is one word for it.

At least 12 people are dead and 24 people missing after floodwaters swept through Georgia’s capital, Tbilisi, the New York Times reports. An unknown number of animals—including lions, wolves, bears, and at least one hippo—have escaped from a zoo and are roaming the city’s ruined streets.

Hillary Clinton is hiring veteran political operatives and making them work her campaign for free, the Guardian reports. Must be rough. But also: “If you need to work for free to get your foot in the door with the Clintons, you have be from a wealthy family.” Hmm!

California’s wealthiest do not think that they should be subject to the same restrictions on water consumption as everyone else, the Washington Post reports. Rich people pay higher property taxes and are therefore entitled to more water and poor people are just going to have to suck it up.

This is, apparently, David Achter de Molen, the lead singer of a band called John Coffey, at something called Pinkpop Festival 2015, in Holland, catching a thrown cup of beer while walking across the crowd.

An Orange County attorney has said Orlando police used excessive force against his client, a 12-year-old boy accused of breaking into an elementary school, who was badly mauled by a police dog, News 13 reports.

Police said an off-duty state corrections officer shot and killed an armed robber who brandished a gun at him and four other men in Queens on Saturday. The New York Daily News reports the would-be thief demanded they give him the keys to their motorcycles.

On Saturday, during a wedding reception at the Waldorf Astoria Hotel in Manhattan, a guest was playing with a gun and accidentally fired a bullet that injured five people, NBC New York reports.

Twenty-five percent of women and seven percent of men who participated in a poll of recent college graduates said they suffered unwanted sexual incidents in college. “Something very wrong happened,” one young woman told the Washington Post. “I would never wish what happened to me to happen to anyone.

Rachel Dolezal’s adopted brother Ezra told Buzzfeed News that his sister warned him not to out her as white when she moved to Spokane. “She just told me, ‘Over here, I’m going to be considered black, and I have a black father. Don’t blow my cover,’” Ezra said.

An escaped circus elephant killed a German man early Saturday morning in the woods near Buchen, the Associated Press reports. The man was 65 years old; the elephant is 34 years old: her name is Baby, and she is an African elephant. She was captured and returned to the circus.

Struggling artist, activist, and educator Rachel Dolezal is having a moment. Today, on Ebay, bidding on two pieces of art, allegedly by Dolezal herself, starts at $5,000. The seller invites you to “Own a Piece of History!”

Aaron Rushing was a freshman then. He had dark skin and cottony dreads that mostly covered his eyes, and sometimes his mouth—although not enough to conceal his gentle and knowing smile. His eyes were puppy-doggish, steady. Later I would learn he was a virtuoso on the guitar and a rockstar on stage, but that afternoon I was waiting for him in the stairwell, collecting my thoughts, trying to figure out what to say to him about this poem, this worrisome poem, he had turned in.

Rock-and-roll dad Dave Grohl fell off the stage while playing Gothenburg, Sweden’s Ullevi Stadium on Friday night, breaking his leg. The Foo Fighters frontman got bandaged up backstage and finished the set sitting down. Is this metal, or nah?

“As he approached 40, Fabrice Grinda, a French technology entrepreneur with an estimated net worth of $100 million, couldn’t shake the feeling that something was terribly wrong. Somehow the trappings of his success were weighing him down.” It may surprise you to learn that this man is a terrible houseguest.

John Stamos was booked on Friday night for allegedly driving under the influence in Beverly Hills. ABC News reports that police stopped the actor and immediately took him to the hospital.

On Friday, the Los Angeles Times reports, a campaign aide, who last fall accused Republican congressional candidate Carl DeMaio of sexually harassing him, admitted in federal court that he lied about receiving anonymous emails threatening him not to speak about his time with DeMaio’s campaign.

Dallas police are in a standoff and attempting to negotiate with a gunman in an armored vehicle after a shootout outside their headquarters, the Dallas Morning News reports. No injuries have been confirmed, but the assailant, who identified himself as James Boulware, told police he’d been wounded. [Update, 2:05 p.m.: The man, whose identity has still not been confirmed, is dead.]