TONIGHT: NBC's comedy slot is all re-runs—but Jimmy Fallon is on an all-new Marriage Ref, Survivor's Villains will try to rebound from last week's council, and Sarah Silverman and Demetri Martin are pushed back to midnight again.

The Pope has angered Washingtonpost.com blogger Sally Quinn, presumably by not being from DC and perhaps not attending one of her dinner parties. Ratzi is totally uninvited from Quinn Bradlee's wedding.

Those fair ladies of the friendly skies save their bitchiest cat fights and dishy drama for the ground. Bonding by the bottle, tempers flared and claws came out when Nikole jokingly answered Tasha's phone. That shit don't fly, girl!

Today we took a look at the epidemic of terrible college newspaper editorials about date rape, and one commenter wanted to clarify something for one of the fools who recently wrote such a "it's her fault!" screed.

Injuries are nothing! Soda is nothing! Ab rollers are nothing! Our quote of the day will strengthen you! It's your daily fitness watch, where we watch fitness—while deadlifting properly!

Cameron and Tyler Winklevoss speciously claimed to have helped invent Facebook, winning tens of millions of dollars from the social network. Now they ludicrously want more, and the real inventor of Facebook probably has himself to blame.

Watch as a disoriented-looking Rep. Hank Johnson from Georgia tells a United States Admiral that Guam might tip over and "capsize" if a Marine buildup on the island becomes too big. Who elects these people?

The top 25 hedge fund managers pulled in a total of $25 billion in 2009, according to Absolute Return+Alpha. That's a record. It's good to know that the economy has recovered and we're firing on all cylinders again.

Ron Artest is developing a reality show, Gabourey Sidibe will host SNL, Ashley Tisdale's Sharpay gets a Disney special, Chris Kattan will play a bizarro version of Ted on How I Met Your Mother, and South Park's KFC-turned-Pot-Dispensory is real?

Here is Bill O'Reilly telling a blogger to be more respectful of Al Franken. This happened yesterday, so I'm reasonably sure it's not a hilarious practical joke. (Bill has finished repositioning himself as Fox's moderate voice of reason, I guess.)

A father makes his little boy cry when he tells him that he can't be a "single lady" like those sung about by Beyoncé. His sister's reactions are priceless - they obviously don't subscribe to heteronormative gender ideals like daddy.

Stefano Tonchi landed one of the most coveted jobs in fashion when he was named editor of W ten days ago. Good thing he doesn't start until April 12. He went on trial today in Beverly Hills for a DUI.

Addicted's Kristina Wandzilak, whose recovery philosophy leaves no room for tears or feelings, tackled another desperate case last night. Kevin, diabetic since childhood, spent the last five years drinking vodka by the gallon, passing out shaking and waking up puking.

The Way We Live Now: Eatin' Eggos. And that's just the winners among us. We eat waffles in lieu of any better prizes. None are available. Unless you're a hedge fundie, or a vagabond.

Congratulations to Lazarou for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Today at Gawker.TV, stunning timelapse of a sunset over New York's High Line, Justin Beiber's takeover of Funny or Die, Ricky Gervais talks about Karl Pilkington, the best office pranks for April Fool's, and Stephen Colbert hated ABC's V logo, too.

On the Late Show the other night, Robin Williams accused Australians of being "English rednecks." Belligerent drunk and Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd shot back that Alabamians are American rednecks. Good point! Australia is the Alabama of the South Pacific.

He is credited as Blond Treehorn Thug in the iconic Big Lebowski, but if you've ever watched LOST you know him as the mysterious Jacob. Watch the identities merge in a hilarious mashup coming after the jump!

Cougar Town takes place in a bizarre universe where men are reluctant to masturbate. Personal research has shown this to be simply untrue.

America's second worst television program had its fourth little episode last night and a variety of things happened. There were stylist disasters, broken wall sconces, ruined friendships, and, of course, Nazi hunters.