[The bridle path in Central Park is a little bit more colorful these days now that the cherry blossoms are making their annual appearance. Image via SpecialKRB's Flickr]

It's that time again! Tonight—from 8:00 to 10:00 PM ET on ABC—this season's nine remaining Dancing with the Stars hopefuls will sashay across the ballroom for the judges' scores and your votes. More inside, plus your open thread.

TONIGHT: Marshall is mugged on a brand new HIMYM, High Laurie directs House and Castle cross-promotes with Tom Bergeron, then kills him off.

An adult magazine for blind people—featuring "tactile nude pictures"—has launched. [via]

Banksy is probably the most famous graffiti artist this side of the Basquiat 80's and, guess what? He's making a movie! Here's a five minute extended clip of Exit Through The Gift Shop.

Your daily look into the twitterific lives of our favorite celebs.

The Pulitzer Prizes came out today. One went to a columnist who wrote two years ago that Barack Obama was ethnically unequipped to understand America, and another went to the greatest songwriter of all time. Both of them were mistakes.

Today we looked at a young Wisconsin district attorney bravely crusading against sex education, inciting many of you to sex-induced rage. One commenter speculated about what sex with the DA and his ilk might be like in chilling detail.

Japanese filmmaker Kenichi Tanaka put together a short animated documentary that highlights some of the social and environmental problems that face his country, ranging from alarming food waste to chopstick consumption to an alarming suicide rate.

[Drew Barrymore in New York this afternoon; image via INF]

Spitzer pal Ashley Dupre's Playboy shoot is "coming" soon, ha. Daily Intel got a peek, but they're "tight-lipped," ha. We're just heartened Ashley's taking our advice: Do some porn, but keep it off the internet. "Breasts," ha. [Pic: Myspace]

Using props in dunk contests is all but overdone these days. But having to call in a crew with a ladder to get you down? Now thats something you don't see in every competition. Stick to nailing threes, buddy.

Conan is headed to TBS, the Jersey Shore boys take photos with Bar Refaeli, 10 shows that wouldn't exist without their cities, and ugh—there's a porn parody of Curb Your Enthusiasm in the works.

[Apparently a young tech analyst at Credit Suisse returned to the office drunk and left this messy present for a co-worker. He's since been fired, not surprisingly. Image via Dealbreaker]

The Way We Live Now: Unwilling to take a stand. The first step in making this recession end is to admit, bravely, that the recession is over. Then you get the bailout you so desperately need. Not before.

Good news for women who hate internet porn: Men are increasingly bored with the genre's fake female characters and implausible situations. The bad news: Men are increasingly getting off to actual females they know, via Facebook pictures.

Charles Carl Paladino, a Tea Partier running for New York's GOP gubernatorial nomination, thinks it's funny that Barack Obama is black and also the president, so he forwarded emails pointing that out to friends but he's not a racist, OK?

In this week's episode of Food Revolution, Jamie Oliver took his inexplicably anti-healthy-eating local DJ nemesis to a mortuary to show the darker side of his town's poor dieting habits, putting a whole new meaning to "morbidly obese."

Today at Gawker.TV, Family Guy and The Cleveland Show reunite over Loretta's death, Barbara Walters talks cock, the best "Drink Responsibly" alcohol ads, Hoarding: Buried Alive, and the Celebrity Apprentice contestants can't sink a basketball shot to save their lives.