As an old media institution, Vogue has been loath to get jiggy with the future. Now editor-in-chief Anna Wintour says that she "embraces" fashion bloggers, as long as they know that Vogue is still better than they are.

Washington DC will never, ever get a vote in Congress. Their best chance ever just ended ignominiously because Republicans added an amendment gutting DC's gun laws. And Democrats don't actually care enough to push the issue.

It's probably unwise to intentionally drive Mickey Rourke into a drunken rage, but what happens if you try to trick him into intoxication? Here, the master thespian bellies up to the bar to prove angry alcoholism is his default state.

Forbes is seeking to put together a top-flight team of media bloggers! They offer bloggers the chance to write for "millions of Forbes readers." In return, bloggers get no money. Sound good?

Yesterday our friends at Gizmodo broke the news about Apple's next iPhone. Today, they've been all over our televisions: Good Morning America, The View, Morning Joe and The Today Show for starters. All of these videos and more, inside.

For only around $14m, you can be your very own complete asshole, living in the massive Chelsea loft owned by LaBeouf's fast-talkin' up-and-comer, and Gordon Gekko protégé, in the upcoming finance thriller sequel. 3,500 sq. feet of outdoor space!

The Supreme Court has struck down a federal law against videos depicting animal cruelty. The justices voted 8-1 to overturn the ban on free speech grounds, with only Samuel Alito dissenting.

The future architects of America's imperial decline, Harvard kids, came together for a good old-fashioned foam party last weekend. They tried. But these things aren't easy.

We all do it, but no one will admit it. This video explains how to detect a lie focusing on body language and other subconscious tendencies.

Household pests- they can ruin your appetite any time you think of them, let alone see one. We don't know how this Ohio woman will ever eat again.

[Canadian singer (got totally shut out at the Junos, burn) Justin Bieber arrives at Narita Airport in Japan yesterday (today? tomorrow?); image via Splash]

Somali pirates hijacked three Thai ships 1,200 miles off shore. They're getting closer.

This hamster can't stop his little feet from moving.

He's afraid his ex-girlfriend will sell the naughty snapshots of him with another dude. This star pushed his famous wife down the stars. This actor swore off all technology so he could play "timeless" characters. Shouldn't his time be up?

We promise eventually we'll put this meme to bed, but once more, but this is far and away our favorite Hitler-hissy.

Breasts-in-the-media news: former NY1 reporter Adele Sammarco "loved to talk about her boobs," according to court coverage by our city's trashiest tabloid. But! Sammarco is suing NY1 over alleged boob-related harassment. What else have we learned about boobs today?

This boy's favorite activity after a hard day of first grade is to kick back, relax, turn on some Britney, and dance his heart out. Too bad Mom spoils the fun.

Advance tickets for the May 27th opening of Sex and the City 2: A Wrinkle in Time are in high demand already, the Hollywood Reporter tells us. Certain theaters saw more sales for this movie than for Kick-Ass.

I would advise against pulling this prank on someone you live with to avoid clean up duty, or some form of retaliation.

Dorothy Height, who spent 40 years as president of the National Council for Negro Women, died this morning at the age of 98. She "was arguably the most influential woman at the top levels of civil rights leadership." [WP]