This kitty took his time to plan his attack, but somehow failed to see the obstacle right in front of him -the fishtank wall.

Last night's episode was all about making amends, about being nice to people, about the warmth that these strange Housewives can sometimes give off from their otherwise cold, metallic bodies.

If you're like me, then you have fond memories of your favorite childhood TV shows and relish any chance to revisit them. This video features every animated transition (also known as wipes) from season 3 of Home Improvement.

The Marriage Ref showed us a husband who's tired of his wife's constant nagging because he won't follow directions. Ending this segment—that was clearly stolen from Sinbad's standup act—the man wins the prize of a silent wife! Hooray!

Poor Andy Bernard. It seems the Nard-Dog is doomed to forever have trouble with the ladies. This time, he went through lots of trouble to give Erin the best Secretary's Day ever... only to have his plans ruined by Michael.

Daniel Ruf died of "multi-organ system failure" while desperately exercising to join the Marines. His mother is now suing the recruiters, alleging they forced him to wear a "plastic suit" and work out in 100-degree-plus temperatures.

Audrey Ruf filed this six-page wrongful death suit alleging Marine Corps recruiters took her son to a local gym in Tracy, Calif., put him in a plastic body suit, and had him work out in 100-degree-plus temperatures.

Check out this multiple angle view of a daredevil free falling 150 ft without safety gear. The only thing to break his fall is cardboard, which at about 120 mph, is not a comfortable landing.

Staying at a Florida Ritz-Carlton, Rodney Morgan's family demanded to be served only by whites and people without accents. A black waiter says the Ritz honored their request. Weirdest part: Morgan's British, so wouldn't everyone have an accent to him?

At a conference on Tuesday, Bolivian leader Evo Morales said hormones in chicken cause men who eat it to "experience deviances in being men." He means "makes them gay." Luckily this can be counteracted by eating pizza in the shower.

On the Today Show's exclusive glimpse into the life of Scott Brown, the Senator was asked what he thought of Jon Hamm's portrayal of him as the Democratic party's subconscious sex symbol. Unsurprisingly, the former male model loved it.

On last night's Community, the group took a page from the world of organized crime to manipulate Greendale's chicken finger supply. Set your minds to "loving homage" and watch the plan in action with Scorsese-esque detail.

Project Runway is all about vision and delusion. The vision of the final collections and the ultimate winner of the season. The delusion that we'll remember them longer than a week. But for now, here's to the victor!

South Park made jokes about the Prophet Muhammad. An Islamic group, Revolution Muslim, retorted with thinly veiled threats, and the show was censored. Fans were outraged — and they seem to have fought back by mocking the group's website.

Apple CEO Steve Jobs appears to have sent a new email to a fan, which we've obtained.

This monologue is arguably the closest the show has ever gotten to actual explanation of wtf is going on, and now it's been made into a handy little piece of animation to drill the bottle metaphor into your skull.

The National Magazine Awards: a night of moderate glamor! Restrained joy! A modicum of prestige! Let's dive right in!

Say what you will about the Lane Bryant lingerie controversy, but you can't deny the hilarity of the situation that CNN has found itself in recently. When reporting the 'facts' on the issue, CNN accidentally aired HardtoLiveOnline's parody instead.

Infomercials' common goal is to shill products any way they can, usually with screams and wacky fonts, but almost always featuring footage of failures. The best of those misuses are compiled here as a testament to man's overarching stupidity.

Today is the fifth anniversary of YouTube's first video upload. On April 23rd, 2005 at 8:27pm (a Saturday night—nerd!) this video of YouTube co-founder Jawed Karim sparked an internet revolution. Fittingly for the site, he's at a zoo. [Mashabale]