On tonight's 30 Rock, Will Forte played Jenna Maloney's cross dressing, Jenna impersonating new boyfriend, Jina Baloney. And for a generally awkward, goofy looking dude, his transition into lady-babe (or is the right word Shman?) wasn't awful.

What did our cousins in Britain do last night while eating their nightly meal of fish and chips? They watched the final pre-election debate between the leaders of the three major parties, of course! And guess who won?

Tonight on The Daily Show, Jon Stewart gave a hilarious overview of the current ~scandal~ rocking the campaign for Britain's next prime minister—"Bigotgate," as the UK media are calling it—and turned something mundane into something enthralling. Video inside.

A "gag-inducing smell," believed to be a byproduct of the nearby oil spill, is hanging over New Orleans. Think "if a bus was in front of you blowing out exhaust fumes right in your face." Laissez le mauvaise odeur rouler!

Goldman Sachs is now the subject of a criminal probe from federal prosecutors.

Women will likely be allowed to serve (but not to smoke) on submarines starting in April. That joke—"What's long and hard and full of seamen?"—now goes, "What's long and hard and full of seamen and women?" [LAT]

As comment boards and campus rumormills churn on the subject of third-year Harvard law student Stephanie Grace's email on the subject of white intellectual supremacy, a new narrative emerges: Is Stephanie the victim of catty collegiate in-fighting?

Now, I don't want to come off as racist, but black people just shouldn't use time machines. Louis CK explains why in this bit about being white.

Here is the heartwarming story of 72-year-old Pearl Carter, her lover and grandson Phil Bailey, and the $54,000 surrogate mother they have impregnated. Sorry, did I say heartwarming? I meant, oh my god get it out of my head.

[A leaky BP oil rig in the Gulf of Mexico "could equal or even eclipse" the damage caused by the 1989 Exxon Valdez spill. Experts expect the slick could hit the Mississippi River Delta by late tonight. Image via Getty.]

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Florida governor Charlie Crist just announced that he's leaving the Republican party to become an independent candidate, making the Florida Senate race more chaotic than Daytona Beach during Spring Break.

An eBay seller claims to be selling a corpus of material that used to belong to Melissa Crowe, Madonna's personal assistant "from years 1987-1996." If it's real, it's a memorabilia treasure trove. Selections from the multimillion-dollar listings below.

Blatant racism aside, there is something wrong with these people. They don't like Conan and they call "Failure to Launch" something other than, "You know, that one with Sarah Jessica Parker we never saw."

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Last night's premiere of ABC's new psychological thriller Happy Town coalesced bad writing, confusing plot lines, trite dialogue and in-numerous unsuccessful attempts at homage together in an hour long, directionless primetime clusterf*ck. Examples inside.

This video shows a group of nimble-footed U.S. soldiers remaking the "Telephone" video. The result is magnificent. Alternating between regulation camo and spangled leotards, our men in Afghanistan swing their hips, snap their wrists, and twinkle their toes like pros.

After being found guilty on two counts of rape and biting off a man's ear, you'd think Mike Tyson might not know how to enjoy the finer things in life. But somehow, he does! Watch inside.

Today we looked at kooky Stephanie Grace, the Harvard Law Email Racist. All of you were mad about it! Some of you at her, some of you at us. Let's take a look at some of the latter group.

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