White Lady to Say N-Word a Whole Hell of a Lot

Richard Lawson · 05/03/10 11:38AM

She has to if she wants to write a gangsta rap script correctly. Also today: A sexy new Phantom, a twee indie movie gets turned into a twee regional musical, 3D sports!, and Baywatch alumni news.

Your Fat Dog Can't Get Laid

Hamilton Nolan · 05/03/10 11:35AM

Nutripro diet dog food puts things in terms that you pet-coddling, Snausage-tossing, pooch-fattening, smothering-with-love fat dog owners can understand: Your fat dog isn't fucking. And that's wrong. [Via Adfreak. Click to enlarge]

The Blind Blowing the Blind

Daniel Barnum-Swett · 05/03/10 10:45AM

No one realizes just how important something is until it's gone, whether the missing piece is money, love, health, vision, oral sex... anything, really.

The Three Burials of Brendan Fraser

Richard Lawson · 05/03/10 10:00AM

Poor George of the Jungle has a dud on his hands. Meanwhile, Freddy Krueger is bigger than ever, you guys need to ease up on your dragons, and Sandy Kenyon's great dilemma.

Cat Adopts Baby Bunny

Robyn Caplan · 05/03/10 09:30AM

A cat adopts a baby bunny and raises it along with her own litter of kittens.

Which Fashion Designer Infected Others with HIV?

Brian Moylan · 05/03/10 09:02AM

He was haunted by it until his dying day. This comedian was a terror on the set until his costar dumped him. This British singer stole her flack's canine name. We're all going to the dogs.

Finches Rock Out in London Art Installation

Jessica Poolt · 05/03/10 09:00AM

An installation by artist Céleste Boursier-Mougenot features a walk through aviary furnished with guitars and other musical instruments. The flock of Zebra Finches which inhabit the space create a Hendrix-esq soundscape simply by landing on the strings.

Is Catherine Zeta-Jones Too Skinny? And Other Invasive Questions

Maureen O'Connor · 05/03/10 08:48AM

Is this woman too thin, or are we too fat? Roman Polanski breaks his silence. Jenna and Tito are back together. Jay-Z and Beyonce probably aren't moving to rural Pennsylvania, but you never know. Just another Monday gossip roundup.