Today was a rollercoaster of a day on Wall St. as a massive sell-off sent the Dow plummeting 1,000 points before rebounding a bit. What caused the sudden dip? It might have been one trader's tiny, but huge, typo.

Do you love to have your boobs almost hanging out, but not at work? Why not buy this product, "Cami Secret?" It's basically a napkin you put under your sweater to cover your boobs. What next, flying cars? [Adrants]

Don Draper returns, Community goes paintballing, a Real Worlder sets his sights on Washington, and whose Anatomy is it if there's no Grey?

There is a certain kind of child who always has sticky red popsicle slush dribbling down his chin. Everyone blames farts and lice outbreaks on him. How did ex-certified hottie Jessica Simpson become Hollywood's version of that kid?

After Facebook's most recent privacy kerfuffles—can you believe users were able to read each other's private chats?— it's once again become fashionable to say you're going to quit the social network.

TONIGHT: NBC's comedy lineup is all new, including Jerry Seinfeld on the Marriage Ref (but also Gwyneth Paltrow). Plus, new episodes of Fringe, Survivor, the Mentalist and the Real Housewives of NYC.

The Way We Live Now: Getting kicked while we're down. The schools are crumbling. Even the military ones! The jobs are scarce. Even for smart people! The rents are rising. The babies are crying. We ain't got much.

No wonder Sean Avery is Anna Wintour's favorite Ranger. He put his two-bedroom Chelsea condo up for sale for $1.7 million. It's clean, modern, and masculine without being barbaric, although we could do without the dorm room peace-sign pillows.

Congratulations to josephd for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Respected environmental theorist Rush Limbaugh was talking about the disastrous BP oil spill on the radio today and he wanted everyone to cool it with the doom and gloom. The eternal optimist says this could be good for the beach.

Martha began today's show with a minutes-long brag-fest about how totally awesome her farm is. Show me the investors I have to defraud to get a place like this, and I will take them for every cent.

With her upcoming appearance hosting SNL, Betty White will assume her rightful crown to reign supreme as comedy's queen for the night. Here, we take a look back at the highlights of her six triumphant decades onscreen.

All those problems in Greece are real, apparently: the Dow Jones fell nearly 1,000 points this afternoon before rebounding somewhat. Currently it's down nearly 450 points on the day. Hey, let's not do this again, okay?

Playboy just announced its first quarter results and it's hemorrhaging money as per usual. Its new turnaround plan: beefing up the magazine's digital presence with a "free, safe-for-work" site. Now you really can just read it for the articles! [PaidContent]

In the gulf of disbelief following thirty-year-old suburbanite Faisal Shahzad's attempt to blow up Times Square, a series of superficial personal artifacts emerge: Handwriting analysis, photos of refrigerated leftovers, his resume. Can we divine a real person from this stuff?

The riot-inducing tween sensation seems to be taking over the world. If there's one thing the olds don't understand about the singer it's his silly haircut. But it may be the perfect 'do for right now.

If there's one thing rap battles are about, it's respect. Which is why, when this group of exes go head-to-head with each other and the guy's rhyme hits a little close to home, the girl responds by, well, hitting him.

Mark Zuckerberg was reduced to bawling on the floor of a restaurant men's room in April 2005, amid high-pressure fundraising, says a new book excerpt published in Fortune. The Facebook co-founder's head was down, his words were panicked.

In your enriching Thursday media column: someone in the media finally strikes it rich, everyone blames Jon Meacham, Les Moonves is wildly overpaid, and you better not buy what he's selling.

Last night on The Daily Show, Jon Stewart called out politicians who invoke the phrase, "The American People" and others in order to complete their agendas. How about those Daily Show montage editors? Truly inspiring/depressing work. Video inside.