Imagine that after an accomplished carreer, finally getting a star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame. Now imagine that they've completely spelled your name wrong. Julia Louis-Dreyfus had this nightmare come true, and spoke to Ellen about how it happened.

This awesome remake of Lady Gaga's Telephone (on location in Afghanistan) brings new meaning to the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy. I mean, just look at the choreography! Come home safe, boys, but more importantly: work it!

TONIGHT: A big block of reality programming at 8 gives way to stellar dramas at 9 as we get ever closer to the finale of Lost. Chase with your choice of Justified, the Hills, Parenthood or option D at 10.

Cablevision boss Jim Dolan has created such a PR trainwreck around his supposed acquisition of blog network Gothamist it's hard to imagine the deal ever closing. Dolan's bullying of a journalist may have already killed the shaky-looking deal.

Huckleberry Hound face model Brit Hume was on Fox News today, criticizing Barack Obama for hating iPads. He was very confused. Doesn't Obama—with his websites and stuff—love technology? Then Hume's video feed cut out. Barack's techno revenge!

If you're anything like us, you cannot wait to find out how our beloved Lost will end. Atom has gathered a few ideas about how the show will sign off, including references to SNL, Dallas, Cheers, The Sopranos, and more.

Jes Sachse is a 25 year-old Canadian model and artist who has Freeman-Sheldon syndrome, a genetic disorder that's left her with a curved spine, uneven legs, and a partially paralyzed hand. She's also the best fake American Apparel model ever.

Congratulations to sentimental.x for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Today at Gawker.TV, Evangeline Lilly talks Lost, Meat Loaf has a questionable appearance on Today, Kristen Wiig on the MacGruber movie, Stephen Colbert's solution to the oil spill, and How I Met Your Mother reveals the fourth doppleganger.

Sweet merciful Space Jesus, save us. A communications satellite is adrift in space and might cross another satellite's orbit, disrupting all US cable TV broadcasts. Someone get Star Wars up and running or something! This menace must be stopped. [AP]

Last week the friendly folks at Urlesque invited Gawker.TV to take part in their weekly podcast. I was lucky enough to take the TL;DR quiz in real life and didn't do such a terrible job...

Ron Lieber writes a financial column for the New York Times. He is also a self-appointed Regulator of Restaurant Noise. Which is how he got himself kicked out of a restaurant last weekend, with good reason.

British prime minister Gordon Brown has resigned. Conservative leader David Cameron will take his place.

Just answer a few questions, email the last one to surveys@gawker.com, and be entered to win a cute Canon Powershot SD 1200 IS to take to the Botanical Garden or the circus or the top of the Empire State Building or wherever your out-of-town guests drag you this weekend. [Rules.]

The swoop-topped popster continues to hasten his young fans' descent into teenage disillusionment. He recently popped up at Six Flags Magic Mountain, not to surprise his fans, but to cut them in the roller coaster line and snub them.

Ever want to see the Aqua Teens in person? Well you still can. Tonight at the Nokia Theater in Times Square Gawker.TV will be on hand to enjoy the official variety show starring Dave Willis, Dana Snyder, and puppets.

It's not like the Bugatti Veyron is the most expensive car on the market or anything. You'd think they'd at least sell it to people who know the difference between concrete and lake.

The Way We Live Now: Embracing the dark side. When evil is the only path to survival, then evil is the path that we shall trod. Whether that means stealing from neighbors, taking your livelihood, or wearing an ugly sweatshirt.

Since nobody knows what else to do, Stephen's got his own solution for BP: a contraption he likes to call the "Oil Containment Solution Randomizer." No word on whether or not this may actually help the cause.

In last night's second episode of the second season (a little of the old Chuck Woolery "two and two"), we learned more about the Real Children of New Jersey. Most of the things we learned were bad.