Fox News is upset with Obama's administration because of their slow response to the recent oil spill. Bill O'Reilly could care less, stating that these fights make his ratings skyrocket and he wants you to be offended by him.

Isn't it adorable when the little old ladies of Code Pink get all radical leftist on the men who rule(d) America? Here's a white-haired lady with a cane attempting a citizen's arrest of Karl Rove at a book signing.

Bill Murray takes on technology in a rant filmed in multiple takes for a television promo in 1982. No facet of the futurescape goes without notice, as the comedy master bemoans everything he can with equal displeasure.

Okay, here's what's happening in the coffee arena: it is bifurcating. Caffeine yuppieism can no longer be faked. As the high end coffee shops push prices into the stratosphere, Starbucks is—we regret to inform you—getting even more hobo.

Right at the moment you need to start wearing a cup for times when your friend decides to run across the room hurling objects at your family jewels.

Former First Lady Laura "American Wife" Bush was promoting her book on Larry King's basement radio program last night and confessed to supporting choice and, sheepishly, gay marriage. She disagreed with George on these points, but they never fought. Aw.

A tipster says Marc Jacobs wore a red plaid kilt to jury duty on Monday and Tuesday. (His boyfriend is known to hate kilts—does that mean they're off again?) Well, at least he's not skirting his civic duties!

Have you ever had a friend who sometimes acted more like your enemy? If so, then they might be your "frenemy." This guide will show you how to identify frenemies in your life.

Naughty, naughty! Kathie Lee, Hoda, guest Antonio Banderas and the rest of the "4th hour" crew gathered 'round the new issue of Playboy this morning. What's surprising isn't the 3D glasses, but the Betty White pinup that's supposedly inside!

Sir Ian McKellen, England's second most famous wizard, was sitting outside the Comedy Theatre in Australia in his Waiting for Godot costume when someone walked by and dropped money in his hat. They thought he was a real tramp. [Telegraph]

We chuckled derisively when Goldman Sachs announced it had a perfect trading quarter without a single day of losses; now, Bank of America, JPMorgan Chase, and Citigroup have said they also had perfect quarters. How easy are their jobs? [NYT]

This baby panda startles his mom with a sneeze.

Well, we finally got an answer to that question, huh? And it was... Nowhere near what most of us thought it would be, basically. Not unsatisfying, just strange. Strange and curiously religious?

New York Times publisher Arthur "Pinch" Sulzberger has been working up his aggressive gumption lately, which he'll need to win the newspaper war with Rupert Murdoch, who is a genuine surly bastard. Pinch, lesson one: Don't cuss at Murdoch employees.

He's even trying to date a closeted pop star. Let's hope it's not the tween who's been hitting it with his backup dancers. This actress likes to have sex in bars and this reality star only has one nut.

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

She's 16 in the video; the guy is 44. Lil' Wayne gets caught with prison contraband. Tyra picks a fight with Palin. Leonardo DiCaprio is mistaken for a normal person. Ian McKellen is mistaken for a beggar. Wednesday gossip arrives.

In 2007, Swedish artist Lars Vilks drew a series of cartoons depicting the Prophet Muhammad as a dog, with the intention of examining political correctness in art. He received international condemnation and death threats. Yesterday, he was attacked. Enough already.

If you want to get all philosophical about it, life is just one never-ending rollercoaster. Enjoy the cotton candy while you can, kid!

Seven kindergarteners and a teacher were killed and 20 people were injured when an insane man attacked a school in northern China today with a kitchen cleaver. Among all trends, this Chinese school knife attack trend is the worst. [NYT]