God damn it, Google somehow made us sympathetic towards a really dumb dating website. Amazing! CougarLife "is the premier online dating service that pairs women in their prime with younger men." Google refuses to run their ads, because of sexism.

David Walliams is one extremely elegant lady. He's also one half of Little Britain, a sketch show that takes a look into a magical land where fries are called chips and the term fanny does not refer to the buttocks.

[Woody Allen, when asked about his relationship with death. Allen was speaking at the Cannes premier of his new film, You Will Meet a Tall, Dark Stranger. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

The answer to this fiendish question will be supplied, according to the Weekly Standard, by SUNY in Buffalo as part of their $389,357 study 'Malt Liquor and Marijuana: Factors in Their Concurrent Versus Separate Use.'

Thank the ever-loving gods: Twitter has just fixed their worst bug. Which is: Tween hearthrob Justin Bieber's constant mocking presence in the "Trending Topics" list. The omniscient eye of the Biebs has been hidden with new math.

This week ABC in New Orleans ran a risque story about an injection, G-shot, which can increase a lady's sensitivity down there. It was a segment filled with euphemisms. But not for anchor Michael Hill, who just flat-out said it.

Lindsay Lohan might go to jail for going to Cannes. Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp are either fighting or screwing. A fight rages for twitter domination. Peaces Geldof exposes herself again. Saturday Gossip Roundup is not making this up.

As much as Mr. Wilson hated the kid, Dennis the Menace inspired such cartoon greats as Bart Simpson and Calvin of Calvin and Hobbes. Enjoy this episode in which Dennis gets cut down to size!

Slovenian philosopher Slavoj Zizek has a new book, End Times, out later this month which analyzes the end of the world as we know it. And, quite appropriately, there's a section on Sarah Palin.

They say that we as humans will eventually commingle into one giant ethnicity. Comedian Russell Peters shares his suggestions as to what would happen if you mixed race A with race B in an attempt to speed up the process.

This week, we've got some Bieber dopplegangers, speculation as to why Keenan Thompson can't do impressions, and a dig at Kathie Lee, because... well... it's Kathie Lee. See if your comment made the cut!

[A flash of light erupts as the stars approach the paparazzi on the red carpet at the premiere of The Housemaid at the Cannes Film Festival today. Image via Getty]

Governor Mark Sanford of South Carolina went to Florida last weekend to rekindle things with his Argentine lover. It worked! He's hiking the Appalachian trail once more, we presume. But it cost $1,200 in security for his romantic trip.

Christopher Poole (aka "Moot") founded the unruly message board 4chan as a place for anime enthusiasts to hang out. Now it's a crazy, sometimes-scary morass of nascent memes, porn, racism. But Poole is about to go legit.

Today in #tips, horrid 9/11 collectibles, "sexy" album covers, Rahm Emanuel curses, Fox lets go of Wanda Sykes, and Russell Crowe walks out of an interview.

Let's take a look back at the Gawker week that was. May 9-14: one of the lesbianiest, softballingest weeks on record.

A British actress, now 44, alleges Polanski abused her in his Paris apartment when she was 16—an incident similar to his rape of Samantha Geimer, 13. In fact he was running from those charges at the time.

Your daily look into the twitterific lives of our favorite celebs.

Facebook's first president, former Napster cofounder Sean Parker, was pushed out of the company in 2005 at the insistence of Facebook VC Jim Breyer after a cocaine-related arrest in North Carolina.

Instead of plugging his new movie, Tom Cruise rambled to Oprah about how boring Saturday nights are in Cruise home. Scrabble and movies? Xenu is not impressed. At least his kids will never suffer through Eyes Wide Shut.