Russell Peters reminds us to not mess with immigrant parents by recalling the time he tried to take his white friend's advice and use it when dealing with his own Indian father.

Grey's is no stranger to nail biting cliffhangers, but Shonda Rhimes really outdid herself this time around by butchering half of Seattle Grace's finest over the course of the two hour finale.

Let's take a look back at the week that was, May 16-May 21. It was a week of joys, sadnesses, deaths, and, mostly, dirty lies.

Oh yeah: Let's get some of that sweet dictator cash! Saadi Gaddaf, the 36 year-old son of Libyan president (and three-time winner winner of Dictator of the Year) Muammar Gaddafi, has invested $100 million into a movie production fund.

[Marcos Reyna lounges far above the crowd on the pitched Illumination Lawn that was opened to the public in Lincoln Center today. Image via Getty]

When LOST ends on Sunday, people will inevitably be disappointed, possibly even angry. This isn't just par for the course regarding this specific show, it's part and parcel of the event finale. Hopefully, they've paid attention to some past mistakes.

Your daily look into the twitterific lives of our favorite celebs.

A tipster thought an image of William Shatner over the headline 'How the Chinese Explain the Rash of Horrific Knife Attacks on Schoolchildren' might be the best contrarian Slate piece ever. But it seems it was just a mistake.

Here's a fun, interactive, illustrated guide to every character on Lost. Is it Sunday yet?

Is the talented Mr. Wheeler—accused Harvard scamster Adam Wheeler, who faces 20 counts of larceny and fraud for application lies—defending himself pseudonymously in the Harvard Crimson's comment forums? Plus, new photo and anecdotes from his time at Harvard.

That "rat" that scurried in front of Obama was actually a vole.

Conservative parents are already protesting Shit My Dad Says, Bret Michaels is in the hospital again, TV remixes, more Lost links (just because I still can!) and the battle of whose Tonight Show will be nominated for an Emmy.

Film moguls Harvey and Bob Weinstein finally won back Miramax, the company they founded, from Disney, and now they're losing it again. The deal seems to have fallen through after weeks of negotiations. Can't these guys get a break? [LAT]

TONIGHT: A new episode Friday Night Lights and the season finale of the Ricky Gervais Show are the only things keeping my attention tonight. But there's some other stuff too, like the Ghost Whisperer and Kitchen Nightmares.

Alcohol-memes are the new non-alcohol-memes. In recent weeks we've had picklebacks, vodka-eyeballing and butt-chugging for fauxhemians, students and idiots respectively. Today's drinking-trend-sweeping the nation is called 'bros icing bros'. It's for frat boys. And it may be viral marketing.

The Dalai Lama continued his New York press tour this morning on Today. When Ann Curry introduced him to her co-anchors, confusion, awkward exchanges and even more awkward laughter (at a joke they clearly didn't understand) was abound. Video inside.

When he was at Harvard, Conan O'Brien and some friends stole a costume from the actor who played Robin. Funny prank! Here's another: O'Brien just submitted his version of The Tonight Show to the Emmys, to compete against Leno.

This week was the networks' annual upfront presentations when they tell potential advertisers (and the world) what is in store for fall. There were shows picked up, shows canceled, and lots of parties. Here's the breakdown.

Congratulations to intrepid spaniel Stigg for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

On part two of Housewives' study of a woman on the verge, the Virgin Island girls drank some very non-virgin drinks and got to squawking. And then, sadly, Kelly Killoren Bensimon exploded.