This one is sort of weird! I like it. Nathan Fielder is a Canadian comedian who used to work for the Canadian show This Hour Has 22 Minutes. He has a Youtube channel with many funny shorts. Here is one.

Friday's episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live was all about LOST and he paid tribute with a hysterical "This Week in Unnecessary Censorship." This is a must-watch clip for fans, especially if you need to dry your tears after tonight's finale.

Lt. John Burge and his men electrocuted, suffocated and beat confessions out of black suspects in Chicago for 20 years, until 1993. Some of his victims ended up on death row. Jury selection has begun in his trial.

When Mark Twain died in 1910 he left 5,000 pages of memoir with instructions that they be published 100 years after his death. This year! Want to know what part we're most excited about? It involves a turn-of-the-century vibrator.

Despite focusing on the nerdiest subject matter of all time, namely the battle between two men for the high score on an arcade game, this movie is one of the most emotionally engaging documentaries released in recent years.

Sarah Ferguson was married to Prince Andrew, a prominent member of the royal family. She then divorced. And fell on hard times. Now, according to British tabloid the News of the World, she's trying to sell access to her ex.

Social scientists at UCLA stuck film crews and cortisol monitors in 32 family homes. From 2002-2005, they videotaped "nearly every waking, at-home moment during the week." Unsurprisingly, this was more stressful on the researchers than it was on the families.

It's difficult to judge, because she's so vain and blithering and not know does language English to use how. But she may, on Fox News Sunday, have made a tentative move towards a presidential run.

A Massachusetts man was cleaning a "vacuum-type machine" used to season sausages. Then it turned on, sucking up his head and shoulders. He was helped out and is OK, but he'll never look at a brat the same way. [AP]

Project Prevention is a US group that aims, according to their website, "to reduce the number of substance exposed births to zero." Three of its members stopped a woman in Scotland and offered her cash if she'd get sterilized.

She has confirmed it, she's denied it. We have endlessly speculated on it. But today it ends: A British journalist went into a bathroom with Lady Gaga and emerged with proof that Lady Gaga has no penis. Or did she?

The Democratic party are rubbing their hands at the prospect of associating their opponents with the nutso Rand Paul. Today, on ABC's This Week, RNC Chairman Michael Steele said he was 'not comfortable' with his candidate's views on civil rights.

Tom Cruise wants to be the next Fred Astaire, with Katie his Ginger Rogers. Lohan returns. Jesse James sells some stuff on eBay. Bret MIchaels risks his life for reality television. Sunday's Gossip Round up requires three double-A batteries.

The Air Force launched a robotic space plane, the X-37B, last month. But they would not say what it was for. Observers now say they think it's a spy plane, watching us from its earth orbit 255 miles up. [NYT]

Eddie Izzard mocks some of history's worst leaders, and discusses how the concept of the flag gave European empires the dominating edge over other civilizations.

How badly did the Times screw up the Blumenthal story? We asked this question earlier. Today, Clark Hoyt, the Times public editor answers it! Surprise: He doesn't think they screwed it up too bad. (But we don't either.)

A Chinese lady was kissing her boyfriend when "the kiss reduced the pressure in the mouth, pulled the eardrum out and caused the breakdown of the ear." She's now partially deaf. [BBC]

On Thursday art thieves broke into the Museum of Modern Art in Paris and stole $123m of paintings, including a Matisse and a Picasso. Yesterday two men got into the home of a collector in Marseille and stole five works.

So, it seems like we are the only website on the Internet today not covering the highly anticipated series finale of Lost. This is because your two weekend editors have never seen the show. But we still have some theories!

First California boycotted Arizona over its stupid immigration law. Now its lawmakers are fighting back against the Texas Board of Education's changes to history textbooks — to defend McCarthy-ism, minimise Thomas Jefferson and twist the separation of church and state.