Man Survives Being Sucked Into Sausage Seasoning Machine 13.17K Adrian Chen 05/23/10 11:09AM Filed to: nightmares nightmares Sausages A Massachusetts man was cleaning a "vacuum-type machine" used to season sausages. Then it turned on, sucking up his head and shoulders. He was helped out and is OK, but he'll never look at a brat the same way. [AP]