During a group date on the beach, The Bachelorette boys donned skimpy bathing suits for a charity calendar photo shoot. While most embraced the banana hammock, Jonathan goes through an emotional rollercoaster at the thought of revealing his shortcomings.

Last night was the season premiere of True Beauty on ABC. Contestants are fooled into believing they're competing to be the "face of Las Vegas," but in reality they're be judged on their inner beauty, we think... Show highlights inside.

Last night we saw a charity event for a sick baby and — WHO CARES ABOUT A SICK BABY!!! It's Danielle time! Everyone look at Danielle! Yayyyyy Danielle.

The Internet is full of animal videos. Hell, this site has its own stockpile of them. Sometimes, the only way to know one is great is to heed a recommendation. Consider this video of a cat battling a snake recommended.

Using himself as an example, this kid awkwardly preaches that you can do anything if you believe in yourself. Breaking a thick piece of wood over his head probably wasn't the best idea for his "mind over body" example.

We haven't looked at Kate Beaton's cartoons in a while. Checked today: still awesome.

Right-wing YouTube provocateur James O'Keefe has a follow-up to his pimp-costumed ACORN opus: He got a job as a Census taker and purposefully filled out his timecard incorrectly. He gets to go on Good Morning America for this?

MTV is trying out some new comedies this summer, and this one from the oft overlooked Gregthebunnyverse looks promising! This clip at least contains the first Lady Chatterley joke I've heard in a long time.

[BP's gigantic sign on Houston Street has been slimed. And yes, that really is how much gas costs in New York. Image via Johan Lammers' Twitter and Runnin Scared.]

For whatever reason, Padma Lakshmi hasn't publicly named the father of Krishna, her newborn baby. Most gossips initially thought it was tech investor Adam Dell. But now they're second-guessing themselves. So who is the dad?

To help spread the word about next week's Social Climbing event, a slew of viral videos featuring familiar faces in the new media scene. This clip features OMGICU's Hugh Dornbush, Foursquare's Naveen Selvadurai, and Chris O'Donnell?!

In your bold Tuesday media column: female anchors walk out at Al-Jazeera, a slew of media job changes, Newsweek's sale draws closer, Graydon Carter's newest fancy, and happy birthday CNN.

George Rush and Joanna Molloy published their final gossip column in the New York Daily News yesterday following a 15-year run. Ben Widdicombe, a Rush & Molloy protégé and former Daily News gossip columnist himself, looks back.

Who knew we'd find out Kelly's thoughts on teabagging this very morning? Gelman is officially on notice.

Did you know that just by sitting there, not drinking, you are killing the American economy? We're currently in the midst of the biggest "lite" beer sale decline in recent memory. The culprit? You. (And "Drinkability").

Paul Reubens appeared on The View this morning to talk about his new Broadway show. It was bizarre because he dressed in full Pee Wee garb and spoke only in character. It felt so wrong, and yet, so right.

Apparently one of America's favorite guidos was doing a bunch of blow while filming in Miami, but RadarOnline won't say who. Which one is it? Snooki? JWOWW? Vinny? The first person to say "all of them" gets shot.

Sarah Ferguson, Duchess of York, will appear on The Oprah Winfrey Show today to explain why she tried to sell access to ex-husband Prince Andrew for $724,000: She was totally blotto, and the cash was "for a friend."

Whoa: Al and Tipper Gore are separating after 40 years of marriage.

MMA fighter Jarrod Wyatt has been charged with the most violent murder of the year after allegedly cutting an 18-inch hole in sparring partner Taylor Powell's chest, tearing his heart and tongue out, and ripping his face off while shrooming.