Last night on the Daily Show, Jon Stewart looked at the recent spike in employment. After learning that most of the new jobs were temporary jobs, Stewart came up with a number of options to make those census jobs last.

Team CoCo's voice was heard last night when Chris Rock interviewed on The Tonight Show couch. Between criticizing Kevin Eubanks' departure and saying "I can't believe you're back! You're a bad man, Jay Leno," it was interview for the ages.

This guy sure knows how to charm a lady—by triple-pranking her with the classic water wakeup, flour in the face, and butter on the stairs.

Someone in the White House went overboard last night, celebrating Sen. Blanche Lincoln's primary win over union-backed challenger Bill Halter and saying, "Organized labor just flushed $10 million of their members' money down the toilet on a pointless exercise." Really?

A rare bit of (mostly) good news for the media: libel lawsuits in America have nearly disappeared. Newspapers are now getting their revenge, by suing the entire blogosphere unto ruination (they hope!).

Its summer and time for a little bit of adventure. Spend some quality time with some good friends out on the open road! Here's a quick guide to preparing for a cheap road trip.

The Resident interviewed Julia Allison, Meghan Asha, the "Groupon Guy," and Gawker Media's own Nick Denton in hopes of revealing stories of the internet ruining people's lives. Turns out, the Webutante Ball was full of people who love the internet.

She even covered up the birth and adoption of a baby. Another actress is going bald from not eating and this soccer star doesn't want his attention-hogging celeb wife around. Sorry, it's not because she's secretly having his baby.

Guess there was only so much time before even dogs had tech devices for entertainment. Watch as this dog has a blast playing air hockey on an iPad.

The internet's successful replacement of prestige accorded for moral worth with a new aspirational standard based solely on disdain-laden media notoriety, summed up in two Twitpics from Arthur Kade, before and during last night's "Webutante Ball":

Snakes! Nobody likes them. Especially Salma Hayek. The actress was recently doing an interview when something large slithered onto the scene and sent her shrieking. She may not shriek for long, though. All the snakes are dying, science fears.

Weep, weep children, for surely now we are in the darkest of hours. Wall Street pay suffered its worst decline in modern history last year. Is this not a "wake-up call," America?

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

Just answer a few questions, email the last one to surveys@gawker.com, and be entered to win a cute Canon Powershot SD 1200 IS to take to the Botanical Garden or the circus or the top of the Empire State Building or wherever your out-of-town guests drag you this weekend. [Rules.]

Lindsay Lohan dodges a second warrant for her arrest by posting bail for the second time. A third Gary Coleman will surfaces. J.Lo makes a deejay repeat her song six times in a row. Wednesday gossip is in the doldrums.

Everyone's favorite chain smoking two-year-old Indonesian baby, Ardi Rizal, has cut his habit down to 15 cigarettes a day. A child welfare official said the cutback is due to "therapy focused on playing." [The Sun]

Yesterday on Today, Hoda and guest host Mark Feuerstein watched in awe as this little boy doesn't just sip, but takes a nice swig from a bottle of beer. Is it actually beer? We'll never know...but cheers little dude.

[Jake Gyllenhaal post-workout in Studio City; image via Bauer-Griffin]

When bros talk about bros icing bros, they're like, "Bro, you got fucking iced." But when the New York Times talks about bros icing bros, it's like "Drinking Game Poses Query, Who's 'Icing' Whom?" Ha, "Whom?" That's an icing, bro.

NATO says a helicopter has crashed in Afghanistan after taking ground fire.