Tonight, Jon Stewart debuted the first of what will hopefully be many World Cup-related segments. Between elephants on the road, vuvuzelas, Robert Green's sticky fingers, and an England-USA debate with John Oliver, there was a lot to discuss! Video inside.

Tonight was Part II of the Real Housewives of NY Reunion Trilogy and, like its Godfather counterpart, it was just as good as Part I. The best part? Kelly Bensimon's completely insane explanation of her completely insane breakdown/self. Videos inside.

Former eBay CEO and wannabe California Governor Meg Whitman is known to have some, uh, anger issues. And now The New York Times says "Evil Meg" got physical with one employee in 2007, shoving her over... a Second Life interview?

A 'heavily armed' couple were arrested attempting to enter MacDill Air Force Base in Florida.

Blogger Perez Hilton tweeted an "upskirt" photo of pop star Miley Cyrus', you know, sex parts. Why is CBS writing about this? Well, because she's underage. But also because thousands of people are Googling "Miley Cyrus upskirt," right now. [CBS]

A new series of emails released by the House Energy and Commerce Committee reveals specific places where BP decided to cut costs and sacrifice safety—including an email describing the soon-to-explode rig as a "nightmare well."

Since Maria Bamford's off-kilter may not be the most accessible of acts, she prepares another set for her tours. She gives a few pieces of that bit here.

[Florida Governor Charlie Crist simultaneously dispels those gay rumors and shows the media the state hasn't been affected by the BP oil spill at a press conference on the beach in Miami today. Image via Getty]

Like all great internet hijinx, it started on 4chan's anarchic /b/ message board. Late Sunday—shortly after Bieber was photographed with visible nipples and Kim Kardashian—4chan users pushed "Justin Bieber Syphilis" to the top of Google Trends.

The World Naked Bike Ride took place this past weekend to protest overdependence on cars. A good message, but why is bike solidarity always naked? If biking without a helmet is dangerous, shouldn't nude biking be, too?

Today we heard the story of a woman who shot herself to get treatment for pain. This prompted many commenters to wonder about her motives. One commenter got to the sad heart of the matter.

In Union Square, to be exact. Some seeds were either deliberately planted or tossed to the ground during joint-rolling and now this weed-looking plant has sprung up in the park. An editor at High Times thinks it's the real deal.

One day, a small, cute-as-a-button cat auditioned for the role of "Kitten Wearing a Tiny Hat" in (I presume) a commercial. Unfortunately, a bigger cat—and impromptu casting director—named Speedo was NOT HAVING IT. The cute/sad/funny video is inside.

This just in: Not only is Breaking Bad the greatest show on TV (suck it, The Wire) but the coolest people in Hollywood (read: comedians) effing love it, too. So basically, if you don't watch it, you really, really should.

Following our recent posts on American Apparel's hiring practices and general business practices, the company issued the following statement on its website today. And Dov Charney included his phone number:

BP CEO Tony Hayward, the guy who's so much fun to yell at, has finally made it big! He'll meet Barack Obama on Wednesday, at the White House, before his big congressional "grilling" on Thursday. Tony knows all the bigshots!

Laurence Sunderland, the father of teenage sailor Abby Sunderland, who almost got lost at sea trying to sail around the world by herself, had a reality show in production the whole time. Is it called Balloon Boy: The Sequel? [AP

TONIGHT: It's hour two of the three-part Real Housewives of NYC reunion, followed up by a new episode of the New Jersey edition. Plus, the premiere of Warren the Ape and new episodes of Lie to Me and the Bachelorette.

Apple should be angry that AT&T exposed iPad 3G owners' private information to hackers. Layoffs in AT&T's top security office, which reportedly took place just weeks before the debut of the iPad, should make it positively livid.

Anthony Weiner was such a strong liberal congressman during the health care debate, pushing from the left and building a national brand! But things are back to normal now, and he's returned to his permanent New York City mayoral campaign.