[At the Glastonbury music festival, Emma Watson got a fake tattoo—the better to blend in with the fauxhemians who spend the festival wandering from tent to tent, comparing tats and designer wellies, presumably. Image via WENN, close-up inside.]

This is the greatest thing ever. Here's another Rich Juzwiak masterpiece, featuring moments from Diane Horner's Country Hip Hop Dancing, a workout video from HEAVEN. "You can even add your shoulders if you want. That's the fun thing about hip-hop!"

TONIGHT: A new episode of Friday Night Lights is pre-amble to dueling Michael Jackson episodes of 20/20 and Dateline. Sunday's got a new True Blood plus the season premieres of Hung and Entourage.

Breaking kombucha news! When Whole Foods pulled the vile fermented tea from its shelves due to concerns over high alcohol content, millions of pampered shoppers were dismayed. Now, feds say kombucha should be treated like a lowly Budweiser.

PR disaster Ronn [sic] Torossian's advice for the Class of 2010: "Run tactically but think strategically. Just running won't get you far. You'll hit the wall. Strategically you'll find a way around it. But don't over plan without doing." Okay.

Washington Post blogger Ezra Klein is shuttering JournoList after leaks cost Dave Weigel his job.

She cooks, she cleans, she masks all feeling so as not to upset her husband. Is she an empowering example of Sarah Palin feminism, or is this family kind of terrifying?

Last time we saw Indonesia biopic Little Obama, the president was clinging to the torso of a flamboyant man in a pink shirt. Here's the official trailer, featuring schoolyard fights, adolescent flirtation, and a whispery martial arts instructor.

We had a great time at Destination Bar last night, and not only because they had air conditioning. Here's a few highlights (and crazy lights) from the event.

Today at Gawker.TV, Stephen Colbert continues his quest to become a fake astronaut, Futurama returns, a Funny or Die iPhone spoof featuring Adam Scott, Bethenny Frankel goes to Costco, and Chris Rock explains how to smuggle crack.

Congratulations to Illundiel for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Surprise: Sarah Palin, too, loves that Thomas Sowell column about why Barack Obama setting up a $20 billion BP claims fund makes him literally Hitler. This is why Sarah Palin is one of the most unpopular political figures in America.

The ladies of The View were drinking major hater-ade on Prince Albert and his new bride. Gold Digger or not, one thing is clear; she better start making babies.

In your finally Friday media column: an editor is canned for testicle-related reasons, The New Yorker makes an error, food critic violence is avenged, and debating Gerald Marzorati's successor.

Silly David Brooks. In his Times column today, Brooks condemns Rolling Stone reporter Michael Hastings for being so childish as to print illuminating, on-the-record words from Stanley McChrystal and his aides. Why can't Hastings be as cautious as David Brooks?

Vince's new lease on life, Ari's plans for world domination, Turtle's, well, Turtle-ness, and the rest of the Entourage's adventures are back this Sunday. Who literally goes down in flames? Check the trailer and behind-the-scenes peek, then guess away.

[Kristin Cavallari must be sweating so much in this studded leather mini and hot pink spiked heels, worn in the middle of the day at Los Angeles' E! Studios. Image via Pacific Coast News.]

We all know that vuvuzelas are annoying. Well, guess what—dogs hate them, too! In this case, the pooch being victimized by his taunting, vuvuzela-branding owner decides to let his frustration flow, if you get my drift. Video inside.

Stephen has been spending a lot of time with NASA lately, and his quest to become a fake astronaut is almost complete. He cuts quite a handsome figure in an orange jumpsuit.

OK, this is amazing. Here's "The Deleted Scenes," an iPhone 4 spoof by Adam Scott for Funny or Die. Watch as Scott and others talk—in the most vulgar way possible—about how the new iPhone changes (and does) everything.