OK GOP Very Sorry You Misread Their Post Comparing Poors to Wild Animals
Hudson Hongo · 07/14/15 10:45PMFormer Reddit CEO: You're All Screwed
Ashley Feinberg · 07/14/15 10:16PM
Former Reddit CEO Yishan Wong is having a goddamn ball this week, bouncing around announcement threads and spilling site secrets to his heart’s content. His latest big reveal: Reddit’s board has been itching to purge the site of users’ precious hate-based subreddits since the beginning. And recently, the only thing stopping them had been... Ellen Pao. Whoops.
Dear A$AP Rocky, Blaze w/ Me Sometime? Love, Susan
Hudson Hongo · 07/14/15 09:45PMUnidentified Dong Dangler Drapes Hundreds of Dildos Around Portland
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Lawsuit: Alabama Cops Tasered, Bound and Gagged Teen Girl Having Seizure
Hudson Hongo · 07/14/15 07:30PMNo, Planned Parenthood Is Not Selling Aborted Fetal Body Parts
Ashley Feinberg · 07/14/15 05:15PMNew York Artist's Baby Dies at First Day of Unlicensed SoHo Daycare
Gabrielle Bluestone · 07/14/15 05:00PMReddit CEO: Site Not Supposed to Be a "Bastion of Free Speech"
Sam Biddle · 07/14/15 04:56PMBeached Great White Shark Hitches Ride To Safety via Sucker Human--Whee!
Rich Juzwiak · 07/14/15 04:37PM190 Bowery Isn't for Sale Again After All
Andy Cush · 07/14/15 03:58PM
Are you a multi-millionaire real estate developer looking for a large mixed-use property that is chic yet gritty, gritty yet stylish, stylish yet authentic, authentic yet upscale, upscale yet downtown, downtown yet as expensive as anything uptown, as expensive as anything uptown yet appealingly sketchy-looking? I’ve got just the building for you.
Rich Juzwiak · 07/14/15 03:38PM
Vape-Equipped Guitar Sounds Death Knell for Coolness of Guitar
Andy Cush · 07/14/15 03:35PM
Once upon a time, both of the two most popular albums in America featured bitchin electric guitar work by Eddie Van Halen. Once upon a time, Eddie Van Halen held a cigarette in the headstock of his electric guitar, so he could slowly poison himself while he shredded. Once upon a time, the electric guitar was pretty cool. Not anymore.
New Harper Lee Novel Contains Verbatim To Kill a Mockingbird Passages
Taylor Berman · 07/14/15 03:25PMNo One Wants to Admit It, but Reddit Can't Be Saved
Sam Biddle · 07/14/15 03:18PMDonald Trump Campaign Image Celebrates America With Photo of Nazi Troops
Jordan Sargent · 07/14/15 03:15PM
Running for president doesn’t have to be this hard: Today Donald Trump posted a campaign poster of sorts to Twitter. It features a stylized graphic of the American flag overlaid across Trump’s face, the hashtag #MakeAmericaGreatAgain, a plea to “put the U.S. back into business!” aaaaaaand a stock image of what appears to be war reenactors wearing replica Nazi uniforms.
Star of Viral Catcall Video Sues Director, Says He Kept All The Profits
Jay Hathaway · 07/14/15 02:45PMYou may remember the insanely popular video, “10 Hours of Walking in NYC as a Woman,” which featured a woman being catcalled and harassed on the street more than 100 times over a 10-hour period, which circulated last November. It inspired mocking parodies, copycat experiments, hoaxes, and even a T.G.I. Friday’s commercial. Now, months after the video’s peak, TMZ reports its star is suing the director.
Neutral Observer David Brooks Has Noticed Hillary Is a Soviet Dictator
Tom Scocca · 07/14/15 01:54PM
David Brooks—a Yale instructor and New York Times columnist who can be found at the Aspen Ideas Festival—prefers to package himself as a reasonable thinker, but he has always been, to one degree or another, depending on the season, a dumb partisan hack. So now that he has finished enough philosophizing about the good life to fill a new book (and allusively air out his squalid midlife crisis), and now that there’s an election looming, it’s time to get back to partisan hackwork.