Bill Keller just sent out this memo to the NYT newsroom, informing them that soon-to-be-former NYT Magazine editor Gerald Marzorati (John Koblin reported he was leaving the mag last week) will now be taking on some vague "new products" venture. The magazine job is still up in the air! Got any inside info? Email me!

Today on Live! Kelly's husband Mark Consuelos joked with Taylor Lautner about what we all want to say to fanatic Twilight fans: get a grip. To be fair, we can understand four-year-olds and teenagers—but Twi-Moms...?

McDonald's saw you, the consumer, purchasing coffee at Starbucks. Therefore , McDonald's introduced its own coffee-like beverages to lure you, the consumer, back into McDonalds. It's all part of a grand plan: McDonald's will soon be the only beverage purveyor left.

Great news, Chicago! The Supreme Court has struck down your handgun ban. Everyone go buy like ten. And no other state or locality better think about the outright banning of handguns, because this Supreme Court will strike those down too.

Always lock the bathroom door when you're taking a shower! Otherwise you don't know what's going to wind up in there with you.

[The actress at JFK airport yesterday; image via Bauer-Griffin]

Anarchist mobs protesting the G-20 summit smashed and looted stores in Toronto last weekend. One of their targets: American Apparel. A tipster sent us these photos of the demolished AA store—one more after the jump.

Pawn Star's Rick Harrison has thousands of fake items brought into his shop and usually has no problem identifying them. Here are some of his tips to spotting a fake Rolex.

The pre-July 4th weekend brought two soaring successes and a few miserable failures, adding more drama to this rollercoaster summer movie season. Let's take a look at the week before America's birthday.

There's long been a vague, dearly held hope among newspaper executives that they would somehow be able to replace their plummeting print ad revenue with rising online ad revenue. Bad news, suckas; there's just too much internet out there.

Yes, William Stewart Simkins was a co-founder of the Florida KKK who bragged about "whipping a 'darkey.'" But the University of Texas already has his name on a dorm. Taking it off would be a hassle. So, fierce debate!

Combine slippery vet's table with young energetic cat and you get a cat rolling around in ecstasy like he was covered in in catnip.

He doesn't like the gay rumors but hates sex, so he had his wife pretend she was with child while they stealthily adopted. This kid's going to have one killer of an 18th birthday!

This baby is seriously having a bad day. Relax man, life gets easier once you can articulate yourself and aren't confined to a high chair!

Everyone enjoys the delicious Freon chamber that is an air-conditioned apartment. But you won't break down and buy one. Fine. Take the survey below, email the last question to surveys@gawker.com, and you could win $150 in Fandango Bucks.

Sometimes, kids just do the darnedest things. Other times that may be due to the fact that your child is possessed. We may need to find an exorcist for these parents...

In her moment of need, LiLo looked to her mother, and her mother called a camera crew. Mel Gibson's ex says he knocked her teeth out with his fist. Chris Brown cried in public. Don't call Monday gossip a comeback.

Somali pirates have hijacked a ship "carrying a poisonous chemical." [!!!!!]. Don't panic.

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

Igor Sechin, Russia's deputy prime minister and chairman of the country's biggest oil company, told reporters today: "We know that [BP CEO] Tony Hayward is leaving his position and he will introduce his successor" later today. BP says that's nonsense.