There is a no sex, no relationships policy on the International Space Station, NASA commander Alan Poindexter says, adding, "we are a group of professionals." True, but good luck avoiding the 100-mile-high club now that it's officially naughty.

I never—in a million years—would have thought that nobody would guess this cult classic that is today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Today at Gawker.TV, a 10-minute Mad Men preview, Miley Cyrus grossly overuses the words "like" and "y'know," highlights from Team CoCO's special, The Tudors series finale, and the mountain man who's ready to hunt down Osama bin Laden.

Sandra Bullock and Jesse James have officially ended their marriage, reports TMZ, due to "discord or conflict of personalities." The paperwork has apparently been signed, sealed, and delivered. [TMZ]

Rolling Stone got its nice big "Dominate the news cycle" turn last week with Michael Hastings' Gen. McChrystal story. Will this revive Rolling Stone as a culturally relevant touchstone? Not a chance.

Last night on Holly's World, Madison's friends organized a classy house-warming party catered by McDonald's and Hooters. Among her "famous" friends to show up was Carrot Top, whose house-warming gift (a giant portrait of himself) is sure to illicit nightmares.

Hard-hit NBC has another hurdle ahead: Steve Carell is signing off from hit sitcom The Office after the upcoming season, his seventh. Knowing NBC, the network will greenlight one more disastrous year without him before ultimately canceling the show.

As the New York Times *tried* to write earlier this morning, Sen. Robert's Byrd's death could affect pending financial reform legislation. No one is happier about this than Twitter whore Steve Forbes, who has his grave-dancin' boots out.

For Thomas Bates the time has come that all fathers fear: telling your daughter that her mother was a succubus. Isn't it hard enough being a teenager nowadays without finding out you are half demon? Terrible acting inside!

[Our favorite 16-year-old shock rocker literalizes her stripper look with lucite heels with slots for money. Maybe Taylor is a creative talent after all, skilled at the art of making mothers cry? Images via Pacific Coast News & Getty.]

During the series finale of The Tudors, King Henry squashed some ongoing drama, sent his wife and kids to Greenwich and got ready to punch god in the face all while getting his portrait done (you know the one).

Hot banker Debrahlee Lorenzana and her new legal adviser—lawyer to America's starfuckers Gloria Allred—filed a complaint today against Citibank, which she says fired her for being too hot. Naturally, this required a new photo op—this time with tears.

A taped conversation played during Rod Blagojevich's corruption trial reveals that he considered naming Oprah to the Senate. "Nobody would assail this pick," he said. "She's a kingmaker…she made Obama." Shoulda picked her! She would have called off the cops.

Today, The View welcomed Gary Brooks Faulkner, who's confident he will hunt down bin Laden successfully. What makes Faulkner sure? They share an "equal camaraderie": they're both on dialysis, and bin Laden's in a cave waiting to be captured.

The Way We Live Now: putting our faith in pure voodoo. We actually have no idea if these "regulations" and "cutbacks" and "painful reactions to a financial crisis" will actually "help" at all. But hey, see what sticks, right?

While training to compete on Ninja Warrior this man proves to be more ass than assassin. At least It's better he embarrasses himself over here rather than in Japan.

Party Down's second season has come to a close. Due to many of the show's actors jumping ship for better shows and unfinished story-lines, we're left wondering about the fates of our favorite team of TV caterers.

Oh, this is beautiful. You know, in a holy-sh*t-how-is-this-guy-so-stupid way. Anyway, here's a dumb racist guy's webcam tirade, in which he argues that soccer is AMERICA'S PATH TO SOCIALISM. Socialism, Satan, sodomy, soccer... they all start with "S!" Video inside.

Author Gregory Levey just revealed how his book won almost 700,000 Facebook fans, more than Brad Pitt, JK Rowling or the New York Times. His secret: Accidentally appeal to stupid people.

It's been far too long since we've had an upstanding politician remind us, in a conversation with Abraham Lincoln, that "taxation" is slavery and the Holocaust combined. (It's actually worse.) Thanks, insane congressional candidate Rick Barber of fleeting Internet fame!