Bedbugs are destroying New York! Invading CBS, teen-dream clothing store Hollister, and now Hollister's cooler older brother, Abercrombie & Fitch. Their South Street Seaport location is closed while they deal with an infestation. Meanwhile, the Aéropostale people giddily pop champagne.

Uruguay and Ghana are currently tied in their World Cup quarterfinal match. Which is exciting, and all, but check out this Uruguayan defender's bone crunching tumble in slo-mo. How did his neck not snap like a brittle vuvuzela?

The latest amount that Elin Nordegren will reportedly get in her divorce from Tiger Woods: $100 million. That's a lot of money, but certainly not the $750 million that was originally bandied about. We have a feeling she's not bitching.

Word is that Newsweek's top bidding prospects are billionaire hedge fund manager Marc Lasry, Mexican mogul/NYT overlord Carlos Slim, and 91-year-old Sidney Harman. Hey, whoever's out there trying to trick some 91-year-old into buying Newsweek? That's so mean. C'mon.

Last night anyclip.com was kind enough to grace our rooftop with a screening of the best comedy ever made, Wet Hot American Summer . Everyone had pretty much the time of their life, and here's the pictures to prove it.

They are snorting it or eating a lot of it (3 or 4 tbsps) to get the "marijuana-like high" that the common spice can provide. Is this the little extra "Hmm" factor that Rachael Ray is always talking about?

Elliot Blume-Pickle, 18-year-old grandson of beloved young adult author Judy Blume, was arrested this week for allegedly raping a 17-year-old girl at his family's Martha's Vineyard home. Blume-Pickle recently graduated from Northfield Mount Hermon, a $45,000-a-year prep school. Naturally.

Today at Gawker.TV, Cody Gifford is embarrassed by Kathie Lee on Today, Stephen Colbert makes fun of John Boehner's orange skin, the science of "man smacks," Bethenny Frankel realizes that her clothes don't fit her pregnant body.

Congratulations to dr883 for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Last night Taylor Lautner, who plays every teenager's favorite minimally clothed brooding mythical creature in the Twilight saga, dropped by David Letterman's couch to explain the intricate scientific theory behind why werewolves are always shirtless.

Political operatives of all stripes are furious at RNC chair Michael Steele today for his anti-Afghanistan war comments. Now everyone must "spin" and "clarify" instead of taking a half-day! Republicans are calling for Steele's resignation, while Democrats are being stupid.

You thought it probably couldn't be done, but Futurama has conveniently packaged nearly every complaint about Apple and the iPhone into one beautiful episode, most of which happen in this clip.

On Wednesday we asked for your vacation horror stories, and you people delivered with some shitty vacations. Literally. Step on in for tales of woe that will shock and amaze you, and might make you stay at home this summer.

It's been four weeks since 7-year-old Kyron Horman vanished from his Portland, Oregon grade school. Last week, Kyron's father filed for divorce and a restraining order from his stepmother, the last person to see Kyron before he disappeared.

During a friendly game of pool on Spike TV's Half-Pint Brawlers, Puppet loses his match and therefore, must get shot in the nuts. Why? "Usually we don't bet money, we bet pain." Sure, sounds like a good enough reason...

Warning: bad Metallica cover bands will induce you to new levels of headbanging frenzy that can only end badly, like it did for this woman.

This morning Cody Gifford appeared for one short segment during the 4th hour of the Today Show. The amount of wacky events and embarrassing moments for Cody must surely mean he's regretting his decision to work alongside Mommy Dearest.

Yesterday the Clintons feted soon-to-be-married Rep. Anthony Weiner and Hillary's longtime assistant, Huma Abedin, whom people used to think was Hillary's lesbian lover. Bill commented, "If I had a second daughter, it would Huma." Maybe he does, maybe she is?

Watch this music student from Emory University, who created a guitar hero like violin, perform a simple violin piece he wrote for his music theory class using a Wiimote and Bio-Glove.

Hey gurls! Looking for a summertime video jam featuring the twinkiest of West Hollywood? Here: Katy Perry's "California Gurls," sung lip synced to by gays. It's like last year's jam, Party in the USA. Kewtest boi is 8 seconds in.