An Egyptian farmer this week said one of his cows gave birth to a two-headed calf, after two hours of strenuous labor. The farmer, Sobhy el-Ganzoury, called it a "divine miracle." The animal is expected to survive.
Lindsay Lohan's new girlfriend used to be an Israeli soldier; Khloe Kardashian vacuums up a snake; Paris hilton is OK. Melissa Etheridge's ex writes sad blog poetry. Your Fourth of July gossip roundup is full of all-American lesbian drama.
We've all contemplated the situation: Your group of friends are barricaded in against a horde of brain-eating zombies, someone gets bit. What next? Kill your friend before he tries to kill you? Let's Vote! Democracy!
Ted Nugent was a special guest on Hannity last night, where he said "we, the Tea Partiers" are sick of Obama "spitting on the U.S. Constitution, the Bill Of Rights, the Ten Commandments, the Golden Rule." You tell 'em, Nuge!
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There's this octopus named Paul. Paul lives in an aquarium in Oberhausen, Germany. Paul is psychic, and has accurately predicted the result of all five of Germany's world cup matches. Here is video of Paul predicting today's victory over Argentina.
Is there anything worse than a first date? It's as if a condemned man was forced to eat his last meal with some random girl his friend knows from grad school. But first dates are getting worse! They're getting quirkier.
