On Wednesday's installment of The Daily Ten, Ke$ha explained to Michael Yo that her ideal man is both burly and beard-y.

Everyone in Washington wants constant sex with Congressman Aaron Schock, 29, because his shirt is usually either off or purply-pink, with a neon teal belt. Today, the New York Times asks him, what's it like being Illinois' hot sex representative?

Lindsay Lohan is reportedly angling for $1 million for her first post-jail interview, and going to prison could end up boosting sales of her clothing line, too. "Financially, it's the best thing that could have ever happened to Lindsay."

It's hard to conceptualize the layout of one of the original Super Mario levels, but this German artist did just that by laying out a game over a stretch of sidewalk. Click to see Mario traverse the real world!

This mess of an anti-drinking ad laughably posits that British—British!—kids will puke all over themselves after "three large vodkas" or "two double shots." Hell. Two double shots of heroin, maybe. Maybe. [Copyranter at AnimalNY]

Ughh. Here comes another teaser for The Social Network, Aaron Sorkin's too-timely movie about the creation of the most important invention of all time, the Facebook. This one is just as serious as the first one, only now there's typing!

The Today Show took us inside the Lynwood Women's Facility, aka Lindsay "I'm The Victim of Constitutional Injustice" Lohan's future home for 90 days. Guess what? It looks a lot like... jail! But with a pink and green color scheme.

Oyez! Oyez! Oyez! All persons having interest in Top Chef Season 7 D.C., are admonished to draw near and give their attention, for the season is now screening. God save deeply flawed competitions and gayface.

Gawker.TV Trivia, a daily question & answer game that tests your knowledge of television—past and present. Do you think you that you've got it? The answer to today's question, inside.

Though a Spanish doctor claimed back in April that he performed the world's first full facial transplant, a French doctor is now claiming the title, because his job involved lips and a full lachrymal system. Ruh roh, face war!!

Robert Tyrell is a 29 year-old resident of Villa Rica (translation: "noble small town"), GA. He lives at home with his mom. Things he possesses: male pride, a gun. Things he does not possess: ironing skills, gratitude, problem-solving abilities.

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In the special Justin Bieber: My World, Justin and his disapproving mother discuss how Justin really loves the ladies. Ladies of all ages are crazy for Justin, so much so that Biebs can never tell who's genuine and who isn't.

This "water bed" doesn't actually have water in it, it has water on top of it! Watch as unsuspecting customers fall in the water depths of this prank bed.

The good news: The British Supreme Court has voted to overturn a discretion test that barred asylum protection for persecuted gay folks. The bad news: Obnoxious stereotypes are still alive and well in Britain. For one judge, at least.

Facing reporters for the first time in weeks yesterday, Sen. David Vitter denied a key element in the controversy surrounding a former aide who remained on Vitter's staff after pleading guilty to attacking his girlfriend with a knife in 2008.

A new study says that living close to lots of restaurants makes you fat. Funny, since residents of NYC—a restaurant paradise—are known to be the fittest and most attractive Americans of all. I guess we're smarter than average.

If you had braces this is what was going on inside your mouth for those six long, painful years. And yes, your teeth were really that crooked once.

There are times when you must wake up early for something, but that can prove difficult. Hopefully this video can help.

[Futbol star Cristiano Ronaldo outside Kenmare, a restaurant here in New York City. Image: INF]