Congratulations to haybeav for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

The grand dame of news aggregation, Huffington Post co-founder Arianna Huffington, turns 60 today. What should we give her? Last year, Arianna crowdsourced her birthday party. This year, we're going to crowdsource the ultimate Arianna Huffington birthday gift.

To promote Inception, Joseph Gordon-Levitt paid David Letterman a visit last night. After Dave asked about his family, JGL discussed his brother's career as Burning Dan.

Tosh.0 showed us what it takes for Daniel to be ready for every episode. It's pretty much like beating any video game really fast, except Mario's V-neck shirt was never that deep.

Even a week after The Decision, the ire directed at LeBron James shows no signs of ceasing. In a bit of inspired comparison, LeBron's decision has been matched with Hulk Hogan's joining of the NWO.

When Larry King was asked about Piers Morgan, his presumed replacement at CNN, he said, "I don't know him," even though Morgan has been on his show. Then he argues why Ryan Seacrest is the right man for the job.

Though we have recently been ensconced in a blissful, months-long "No Tucker Max News to Report" period, it appears that our peace shall soon be shattered: our "favorite" "person" (Tucker Max) has a new book coming out. With words!

The Senate has passed financial reform, 60-39, sending it to the president's desk. Next?

["My attempt to disguise myself is not working," a wig-wearing Paris Hilton laments in the caption for a Twitter picture of herself in the disguise. Is Paris' trip to Paris making her meta? Image via @parishilton.]

Isn't it great when the Today Show slips up? This morning while introducing a segment aptly titled "I Love My Children. I Hate My Life," Meredith called New York magazine's Jennifer Senior a "single mom." That's when things got tense.

What's more studly than white stallions, diamonds, and tickets to that thing you like? How about unprompted home improvement projects, hot tubs, and swan dives? And glorious pecs. Glorious.

Jennifer Love Hewitt, noted 90s teen lust object and vajazzler, dropped by The View this morning to chat about her new Lifetime housewife-turned-prostitute flick The Client List, as well as her new favorite hobby: pole dancing.

Joe Halderman, the CBS producer currently in jail for his ill-planned extortion attempt of David Letterman, has been nominated for an Emmy Award. Yea. True story. Yea—he's up against "Locked Up Abroad." [Laughter] Paul Shaffer, ladies and gentlemen! [TVNewser]

It's unclear which illustrious message guru signed off on "Repeal Wall Street Reform" as the new Republican strategy going forward, but it's out of the cage now, before the final vote even takes place. Again: "Repeal Wall Street Reform."

The next time time these mates try to go down a water slide they'll be sure that there'll be water waiting for them at the bottom.

On Work of Art, the remaining artists teamed up to create a large-scale public art piece. Though both teams started their collaborations positively, things turned sour when Erik became angry that his ideas were rejected by his peers. Video inside.

Not that we're complaining. Andy Samberg dressed as the psychic octopus, Will Ferrell was a human vuvuzela, Tracy Morgan performed his usual crazy antics, and Seth Meyers delivered his lines as if it was time for Weekend Update. Videos inside!

Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love offspring Frances Bean Cobain has a restraining order against her mother and an alter ego named Fiddle Tim who had "his" first gallery show—called Scumfuck—in L.A. this week.

On this morning's Fox & Friends, a new political party capture the hearts of the hosts. Brian Kilmeade, Steve Doocy, and Gretchen Carlson seem ready to throw all their support behind the recently-founded Romanian Hot Party.

Lindsay Lohan was seen checking into a sober living facility in West Hollywood yesterday and her mother Dina and ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson were spotted there later in the day. Is she trying to weasel out of jail time?