In this clip, The Doctors discuss a recent study that theorizes those who smiled for their yearbook photo are more likely to have successful relationships later in life. The final conclusion? Everyone is miserable, even celebrities.

The Daily Beast reveals the cover for Meghan McCain's long-awaited tome, Dirty Sexy Politics, about her experiences on the 2008 campaign trail with her father, John McCain, who got second place. Dirty sexy elephants and John McCain! We'll take 50.

Did you do the stupid thing that a lot of people have done recently and go to law school, just because you're aimless and you figured it would be a productive use of time "in the long run?" Sucker.

This morning, the Early Show shed its fuddy-duddy image, for at least one segment anyway, as they explored the hip crowd-sourcing fashion site Fashism. Fascism lets you post pictures of potential outfits and crowd-source the response. Seems really useful.

Alfonso Ribeiro was shown in SportsNation's "Three Cheers" segment Monday winning a celebrity longest-drive competition... just in time for Gawker.TV's trivia night! It wouldn't be a "Carlton" sighting without some nerdy dancing, though, and Ribeiro appears happy to oblige.

Their secret to looking young isn't very secret. This actress is having difficulty getting pregnant, and another actress is trashing the director of her latest movie. A face lift, a secretly gay couple, and stingy singers. It's a big day!

A Marine Corps PR contractor has been fired for telling the truth. Hey, it happens.

Here's a trailer for the upcoming sixth season of Weeds, Showtime's ever-evolving comedy about a family living outside of the law. After last season's shocker of an ending, the family is on the run, headed north, to another new life.

Glenn Beck took his act on tour and revealed that he is indeed the stand up comedian everyone suspected. His set here comes complete with applause breaks, an "I love you too, [audience member]" and evading outright depression with jokes.

Sumner Redstone, the octogenarian boss of Viacom and CBS, would make a good mafia boss, as well. The Daily Beast's Peter Lauria published an embarrassing story about Redstone, and got the following unbelievable voicemail, demanding he reveal his source.

Lohan's day of surrender is nigh, and she has no lawyer and is tweeting sad little "eeeks." Oksana Grigorieva walked away from $15 million. Enrique Iglesias photographs his junks. Tuesday gossip is full of foreboding.

So how did Gawker.TV do this week in social media? We're up to 2266 Facebook Fans (up 3.9%), 4392 Twitter Followers (down 2.81%) and 1513 Tumblr Followers (down 5.26%).

Are you average? New Yorkers—egomaniacs, every one—like to think of themselves as above average. If you have an apartment in NYC, here's another way to think of yourself: well below average. Unless you are a millionaire.

[Kunis and Timberlake film "Friends With Benefits" in New York; image via Splash]

September issues are absolutely the thing for fashion magazines—a few short years ago, they were all competing to see whose issue could outweigh a watermelon. The last couple of years? Not so great. This year? Well...better, at least.

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

British author Alan Shadrake was released on bail in Singapore today and his passport is being held over government worries about his new book, Once a Jolly Hangman: Singapore Justice in the Dock, which details the country's death penalty.

Google CEO Eric Schmidt's venture capital firm describes its investment philosophy as "opportunistic." We're starting to wonder if that refers to the "opportunity" to buy people's silence, judging from how much money is flowing to friends of Schmidt's sometime mistresses.

Playboy has launched a SFW website aimed at "those who are bored at work."

California authorities have launched an investigation into claims that Goldline International — the favorite investment arm of Glenn Beck and Mike Huckabee — is scamming people into buying coins and is sending them "something different from what they had ordered."