Elton John Presents Animal Farm: The Musical!

Richard Lawson · 07/23/10 01:58PM

Yes indeed. The singer-songwriter and his writing partner Lee Hall (Billy Elliot) are teaming up to create a musical based on George Orwell's classic novel. It's a dark allegory about Stalin! One hopes, naturally, that puppets will be involved. [NYT]

Wal-Mart to Begin Electronically Tracking Your Panties

Maureen O'Connor · 07/23/10 01:31PM

Starting next month, Wal-Mart will put radio-frequency ID tags on all its garments. By waving a wand, they can identify the location of every product, down to size and color. When you bring it home, the tag goes with you.

To be a Successful Leader, Dance Like a Champ

Gene Delsener · 07/23/10 01:15PM

Do you want to be the one everyone turns to in their time of need? Look no further than the Dancing Sasquatch Guy to see how to be a successful leader of your band, spaceship or cult!