On Saturday night, the son of a Florida state House candidate hid an infrared camera next to his father's campaign signs at an intersection, to catch thieves. Within minutes, his father's opponent and his wife were caught doing exactly that.

TONIGHT: Motivational life coach Tony Robbins' new show premieres, Gordon Ramsay will teach nobodies to cook on MasterChef, Kathy Griffin renovates, Kevin Kline sits down with Stephen Colbert, and Matthew Broderick guest-stars on Louie.

[Seated passenger side in a car pulled over for blowing a red light in St. Tropez, Tara Reid points her finger at a paparazzo. Or, if you want to get lit-crit-y about it, at her unseen audience. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

The Way We Live Now: paying later. Down the road our situation will more favorably facilitate the repayment of loans taken on credit that we cannot currently afford. We have faith! Faith is American! We won't be broke—later!

Here's a teaser trailer for Zack Snyder's latest green screen opus, Sucker Punch, a vaguely retro tits 'n' targets action movie starring a bevvy of fresh-faced wood nymphs. Why it's little Jena Malone, and Jamie from The Real World!

On Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, Chace Crawford mentions his difficulties with 50 Cent's name, but he couldn't hide how excited he was to get shot by him in his new movie, Twelve. Obviously, he's never taken a bullet before.

New rumored cost of Chelsea Clinton's wedding: "between $3 million and $5 million." Estimated cost of her fancy porta-potties: $15,000. I don't believe this crap, but am nonetheless curious about the $15,000 crapper. [NYDN, TMZ, image via TMZ]

Congratulations to dr883 for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Today at Gawker.TV, Michael Imperioli finds work as a gynecologist on a teen show, RuPaul turns regular ladies into drag queens, Bill O'Reilly hates his coworkers, and a very pregnant Rachel Dratch hangs with Bethenny Frankel and Andy Cohen.

A boat struck a Gulf of Mexico oil well this morning, causing another oil spill.

One of the film and television industry's most prolific "Ohhhh that guy!"s has died in Toronto. Chaykin, who recently had a run on Entourage as a Harvey Weinstein-esque movie executive, worked in Canadian and American productions for forty years.

Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz stopped by Top Gear, where they talked about their new movie and—of course—vehicles. As usual, any celebrities that visit have to test their skills on the Top Gear test track. Video inside.

Yesterday's post on the masturbating gentleman of the Brooklyn-bound 4 train provoked debate between people who hate perverts, people who hate people who hate perverts, and a pervert who defended his right to rub one out in public.

At the end of last night's interview, Craig Ferguson asked Steve Carell if he "fancied an awkward pause." Things take a turn for the bizarre when Ferguson decides he's moved into a stage of "sexual ambiguity."

The Mississippi Public Broadcasting programming director who canceled Fresh Air explains: "the language [Terry Gross] uses - a lot of people of Mississippi are not accustomed to hearing. They're not accustomed to hearing word ‘orgasm' on the air." [Current/ Romenesko]

Sarah Palin will speak at Glenn Beck's "Restoring Honor Rally" at the Lincoln Memorial, on the anniversary of Martin Luther King Jr.'s "Dream" speech. A press release claims that there "will be absolutely no politics involved," but come on.

Angelina Jolie is in nanny denial. Thought to have six minders for her six children, Angie still complains she and Brad are "like bartenders" and "waiters" to their children. Then what are you paying the help for, lady?

Last night, Selena Gomez showed up smiling, sick, and speechless. Speaking with the help of a DynaVox and a whiteboard, she muddled through an interview about her birthday, Judy Garland, and everyone's favorite teenybopper sensation, Justin Bieber!

Botanical diversity! Fights for love! Killer asteroids! Toe chop hazards! Environmental justice! Huge rats! Sniffing communication! It's your Tuesday Science Watch, where we watch your science—fairly or not!

Once upon a time in the 1980s, two teen popstars, both alike in dignity, duked it out for the adoration of mallrats everywhere. Now, twenty years later, SyFy delivers that long-anticipated catfight to us—Tiffany vs. Debbie Gibson.