Today we talked about Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck's totally not-at-all political political rally. This got all you rage monkeys in a froth, except for one commenter who was concerned for the Alaskan dropout's mental state.

A cloud of smog in Moscow—caused by nearby forest fires—could kill hundreds.

Last night during the lackluster "Men Tell All" edition of The Bachelorette, audiences were introduced to ABC's new all-star Bachelor/Bachelorette spin-off, Bachelor Pad that will premiere in two weeks after the Final Rose Ceremony. Inside, a preview of the show.

Twitter has confirmed a report that it's testing inline video and images, just in case the microblogging service wasn't distracting enough for you already.

Adorably crazy theocrat Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has a new enemy: Paul the psychic octopus! He recently declared the World Cup prognosticating cephalopod an agent of "western propaganda and superstition," and insisted that people who support Paul cannot lead nations well. Spoilsport!

Florida Attorney General Bill McCollum yesterday stuck by his decision to hire anti-gay activist George Rekers—the George Rekers who was later caught with a male escort—when the state had to defend its ban on adoption by gay couples.

Everybody Poops is a great book and a fun fact, as well. Watch along with horrified onlookers as this shameless bear does what some poor pool cleaner wishes he hadn't.

While tooling around on his Segway, Canadian teen underpants dampener Justin Bieber was spotted by a fan. Then another, and another, until a swarm of shrieking girls was upon him. He got away the only way he could: by Segway.

Your daily look into the twitterific lives of our favorite celebs.

A lady goes to a store to apply for a job. On the way out, she steals an outfit. She wears the outfit to her interview and does not get caught, until she shoplifts again. On her way out. Again.

With the final seconds ticking away at Studio B, Shepard Smith took the time to show off his quick wit and improvisational skills. Watch and cringe as Shep dies an awkward, bumbling death before gratefully sending off to Neil Cavuto.

Dave Weigel, the smart young blogger canned by the Washington Post for saying mean things about Matt Drudge in personal emails, is joining Slate as a political reporter. Fun fact: Slate is owned by the Washington Post Company. [The Upshot]

We'd suggest Wheelchair Cat to be the next big viral hit if it wasn't a sneak preview of comedian Nick Swardson's upcoming Comedy Central show. This skit debuted at Comic Con this past weekend, and we can't wait for more.

The Pentagon was supposed to manage $9.1 billion in reconstruction money raised by Iraq. So how did that go? Pretty well, except for the 95 percent of it that the Pentagon can't account for. Good work, folks. [Image via Getty]

Portland police have interviewed Al Gore about that masseuse's sexual assault claim.

Though we would all like to think that saturation-style ad campaigns which blanket the media to the point that they begin to annoy even casual viewers would not lead to business success, alas, sometimes they do. Old Spice man. Yes.

Pitchmen will return without Billy Mays, goodbye Coach Tanaka, the NYSE gets a visit from Jersey Shore, Modern Family's Sofia Veraga's naked body is now a potential Emmy prize for us viewers, and more!

A Palermo wedding photographer was shot and killed this past weekend after having the bridal party pose for pictures holding guns. Guns that were loaded, apparently. The worst part? The guy was just filling in for a sick friend.

Jeb Bush says he will not run for president in 2012, so that's that, okay?

It's the Year of the Pitcher because no one is on steroids anymore. Duh, you're welcome America. Problem solved. Sincerely, Fox and Friends.