Tonight, "Choice Summer TV Show" Pretty Little Liars closed out its first season with finale jam-packed with intensity, statutory relationships, and oddly-named birthday party activities. Like the very similar Lost, the finale hit the audience with a cliffhanger. Videos inside.

When Massachusetts man Ron Sveden was rushed the hospital after spending months coughing, he expected to receive a cancer diagnosis. So you can imagine his relief when it turned out to be a "half-inch" pea plant growing in his lung.

Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin put out two wildfires with his own bare hands. No, actually, he used a firefighting plane. That he built himself. No, actually, he didn't build it. He fathered it by having sex with a jet.

British comedian Chris Addison examines what really separates man from beast. Then, he describes some fun ways we can reconnect with our territorial animalistic tendencies.

Photos of an aspiring broker purportedly telling off her boss garnered widespread news coverage and more than 105,000 Facebook "likes" Tuesday. Too bad the story was published by two guys who have pranked the media before.

[Rescue workers prepare to search a destroyed building for survivors after a mudslide in Northwest Chinese city Zhouqu. The disaster was the result of massive flooding in the region. Image via AP]

Taiwanese animators did a bang-up job imagining Al Gore's crazed sex poodle fiasco, and their Conan O'Brien video was a work of art. But today's ho-hum take on Michelle Obama's vacation and uninspired rendition of Steve Slater's slide are subpar.

Forget Old Spice deodorant—the best way to get laid is to tote around an iPhone, especially if you happen to be female. And while iPhone users are screwing like rabbits, Blackberry and Android users appear to relatively chaste.

Last night's Obsessed featured Al and his two daughters, Jodi and Tammy, who suffer from agoraphobia—the fear of open, public spaces. In their cases, the father-daughter trio can't leave their small town in Florida.

Today we looked at yukster Greg Gutfeld and his quest to build a gay bar next to the 9/11 mosque. This both tickled and outraged many commenters, but one in particular expressed truly righteous rage.

Georgia residents were in for a treat if they tuned into Fox's Good Day, Atlanta this morning. Jason Schwartzman and Michael Cera dropped by the studio in order to promote Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World, but more importantly, the weather.

Last night on Chelsea Lately, Bethenny Frankel talked about her stable weight during her recent pregnancy (versus celebrities who usually balloon up), and how extremely difficult it is to find a normal person in Hollywood.

The Hollywood Reporter recently posted a photograph of a gawky boy in a grass skirt. Caption: "Is this a young Conan?" Today, Conan O'Brien confirmed with a tweet: "Yes, this is a photo of me at 18." Updated!

Mississippi Gov. Haley Barbour, a former oil lobbyist, thinks that oil remaining in the Gulf is a-okay, poison-wise. It's fine! Really. And if any water critters get smothered in it, well, toothpaste would have had the same effect.

Capitalizing on desperate souls in search of their fifteen minutes of fame, the creators of Who Wants to be on a Reality Show test the limits of how much embarrassment a person will endure to be on TV.

Drag queen Jane Lane is well known on the gay club scene for his outrageous clothes and oversized personality. On Sunday, he became known to the NYPD when he bit off someone's ear and was arrested. Details and photos below.

This week on Dance Your Ass Off, the remaining contestants got a taste of the glamorous Hollywood lifestyle, which apparently includes acupuncture, chocolate spray tans, fad exercises, and eating a bed of lettuce for lunch. Sounds pretty accurate! Video inside.

Some high school kids in a Princeton summer journalism camp came to NYC to report a story about scofflaw cars and buses idling illegally on the city streets, damaging the environment. Caught red-handed: Conde "Fuck the Ozone Layer" Nast.

Photos of an 18-year-old Conan O'Brien participating in some kind of ritual while wearing a grass skirt have hit the web. Conan confirmed this via his twitter, saying "For those of you who are wondering, yes, this is a photo of me at 18. It's also a photo of me at 30. And 40." More goodies inside! [TV Hunter]

Nearly forgotten American Idol winner Fantasia Barrino was rushed to the hospital last night after an overdose and suicide attempt. That reminds us, has anyone heard from Ruben Studdard or Taylor Hicks lately? [Image via Getty]