What are the most annoying things about New York City? The New York Post surveyed 300 New Yorkers to find out. The number-one thing that annoys New Yorkers? Other New Yorkers. Number two? Non-New Yorkers.

When Reddit user freshcashews turned 13, his father sent out letters to important figures inviting them to the Bar Mitzvah. Forty-one of them wrote back—including then-Senator Obama, Arnold Schwarzenegger, the Queen of England, and the President of Nigeria.

The devastating floods in Pakistan and widespread fires in Russia are caused by the same thing: God. Ha, no, totally kidding—they were caused by a "kink" in the jet stream, a "river of air" miles above the surface.

As many of you know, Comedy Central aired its David Hasselhoff roast tonight. And when Lisa Lampanelli wasn't making jokes about Roger Ebert's cancer (see the video here), Seth MacFarlane was making jokes about Anderson Cooper's sexuality! The video, inside.

Tonight's episode of Mad Men centered on Peggy and Pete and the continued the steady march to a fractured and painful future. The big changes in store for them, and perhaps all the characters, is self-realization. Let's get to it.

What would you do if the NYPD mentioned your brand of hidden-pocket underwear in a department-wide warning memo? Phillip "Clint" Scott, founder of underwear manufacturers Stashitwear, updated his company's site, writing "Order yours now before New York orders them all!"

[India-hating Time "satirist" Joel Stein might not like this, but Sunday was India's Independence Day! Happy Independence Day, India! These are some schoolchildren performing for the celebration in Bangalore. Pic via AP.]

Tonight, Comedy Central aired its roast of David Hasselhoff. And while roasts are known for offensive humor, Lisa Lampanelli may have gone a bit far, with jokes about the holocaust, blacks, Roger Ebert's cancer, Haiti, the oil spill, and more.

Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, the guy on Jersey Shore who isn't the Situation or Paulie D or the other guy, was arrested on Sunday over unpaid parking tickets. He was released while I was in the middle of writing a protest ballad.

As Kourtney and Khloe got ready to leave Miami, Scott asked for Kourtney's help through his therapy. When she attempted to be serious with him about his issues, he was a complete dick and oblivious to her emotions.

Young boys only have two models of masculinity, according to a University of Massachusetts psychologist: Violent, misogynistic superheroes or lazy, funny slackers. What does this mean, for the future of the U.S.? Why, a nation filled with bloggers wearing costumes!

China has passed Japan to become the world's second-largest economy after Justin Bieber.

Is modern pornography not alienating enough for you? Luckily "the world's first 3D pornographic film"—3-D Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy—is coming (nudge, nudge) in May. Also planned: A 3D remake of Caligula, and, of course, an Avatar spoof.

Leave it to Jerry Seinfeld to complain about the things we're all thinking. In this clip, Seinfeld shuns McDonalds for bragging too much.

Did you read about a slideshow of ugly undersea creatures on The New York Times' website on Friday? If so, the Times is deeply sorry, and would like to offer the following clarification:

[A rancher from Southern Arizona stands underneath a flag-bedecked wall dividing the Mexico-US border. He was attending a Union Border Coalition Tea Party Rally in support of Arizona's immigration law, SB1070.] (Pic by AP)

Apparently girls as young as eight are getting waxed at salons, just like their completely hairless moms. One Beverly Hills salon owner estimates 20 percent of her clientele are tweens. Well, at least these kids are developing pain tolerance.

Update: Ha ha. Looks like the article is two years old, as pointed out by some commenters. We're not feeling too well today. So, yeah, we blame that. But still: 12-year-olds getting bikini waxes! It's still crazy—even two years later!

Given the dearth of high-powered minorities in the media, it should be easy to keep them straight. Not if you're the New York Post. This paragon of racial sensitivity thinks all black media people work for the same company.

Ronnie from the Jersey Shore was arrested today in Seaside Heights, New Jersey for... unpaid parking tickets.

It's Sunday and it's raining outside. So here's a video of this year's 2010 World YoYo Contest in Orlando, Florida, and the winner of the 1A (One Handed String Trick Division), Canadian Jensen Kimmitt. He won the title yesterday. Dazzling!