Kevin Kristopik—the 15-year-old whose phone number Justin Bieber tweeted to his 4.5 million followers as punishment for Kristopik hacking his friend's Twitter account—has taken to Inside Edition to demand an apology from the teen heartthrob.

Hey phonies! Want a piece of literary history? Well here you go. A toilet from J.D. Salinger's home, that the reclusive author probably pooped in!, is being auctioned off on eBay for $1M. Next up, one hopes: Sylvia Plath's bidet.

Former UN ambassador and current bloodthirsty lunatic John Bolton urges Israel to bomb Iran now.

In your cocky Tuesday media column: those Red Eye boys are just as penis-obsessed as ever, News Corp gives a million bucks to Republicans, Nielsen's big IPO, and a reporter fired for wearing a nice hat.

The reality television genre faces more doubt and criticism these days than usual. Bachelorette winner Ed Swiderski reportedly cheated on Jillian Harris immediately after she selected him as her true love in the fifth season finale, causing a stir among audiences and entertainment news circles.

Last night was part two of our Housewives journey to the old country. No, not the Old Country Buffet. To Italy — Italia, as foreigners call it — where we met the Jewdice family and learned lessons about travel budgeting.

Last night's Intervention featured Dionicio, a heroin addict. As is common with most users, he came from a horribly abusive childhood, but something in his eyes and the way he reminisced made his story exceptionally heartbreaking.

[Adrian Grenier assists Kim Kardashian during a shopping trip for her reality show. Okay, "award-winning" is a bit of a stretch (IMDb says he won two!) but I'm sure she'd make Tom Hanks hold the door, too. Image via WENN.]

In order to seem edgy, nearly every new TV comedy infuses itself with a sense of zaniness. Watching Weeds and The Big C last night, we saw one show do wacky right, and one do it horrendously wrong.

The high school dance is the backbone of nearly every teen rom-com. Since RJ Berger is the cumulative tele-version of that genre, it isn't hard to spot a bunch of teen movie references in this week's episode.

Continuing his coverage on the homosexual community, Colbert somehow managed to keep from calling himself gay while simultaneously providing a solution to the burgeoning acceptability of gay marriage throughout North America.

Let's say your wife's trying to walk out of the courthouse in peace after her appearance in a high-profile trial, but she can't shake the TV news cameramen. Solution: spray 'em down with "wasp and hornet spray." It really works!

When we last left the story about the upstate New York man who is claiming he owns 84% of Facebook (Paul Ceglia), we had concluded that the digital "contract" Ceglia had produced was probably a fake.

Cats like a lot of things: watermelon, peanut butter, the spotlight, and so on. But who knew that they also liked asses, and—specifically—shaking asses? Watch as a girl gets her freak on, exciting her kitty to no end.

Here in America, product placement is an unstoppable commercial machine that will only continue to insert brand advertisements into ever more ridiculous niches. In Europe, though, they're awfully conflicted; they'll allow product placement, but only by making it awkward.

Two baby liger cubs were just recently born in a zoo in Taiwan. While a cross between tigers and lions are cute and would make Napolean Dynamite happy, the unethical nature is cause for concern for wildlife experts everywhere.

Page Six reports folk hero Steven Slater attended a Playgirl honcho's bacchanalia this weekend. One problem: The guy in their picture isn't Steven Slater, who spent his weekend listening to Barry Manilow in Atlantic City. How to tell them apart.

If this doesn't prove that anything can seem enthralling when paired with symphonic music and a British narrator, nothing will: here's a mockmentary called The Majestic Plastic Bag, about, well, a plastic bag on its way "home" to the Pacific.

Last night on Bachelor Pad, Elizabeth tries to be strategical with Kovacs but admits that her emotions make her a "dumb smart girl." Kovacs says that this allows him to "utilize that situation." He implied strategically, but really meant sexually.

A new study says that less than one-third of baby boys in US hospitals last year were circumcised—down from 56% in 2006, and about two-thirds in the 80s and 90s. Just letting you know, lest anyone get surprised. [NYT]