What this video lacks in subtlety, it greatly makes up for in achieved total excellence. A NSFW celebration of the best sci-fi writer ever enclosed.

Those mysterious explosions heard in Seattle during Obama's visit today? It was two fighter jets breaking the sound barrier. Phew.

Glenn Beck took the most Christian route to getting his point across by mocking Nancy Pelosi's inability to say "God" in a building funded by taxpayers. Although her word choice could be considered regrettable, his are downright un-Christian.

[Mayor Michael Bloomberg was served a cheesesteak in Philadelphia today as he campaigned for U.S Senate hopeful Joe Sestak. Between this and those hot dogs, Bloomberg can't do any business without some food in his belly. Image via AP]

One of the few shows on television hosted by a man with the same name as the beverage sponsoring his show was faced with a crisis today: what happens when guests raise a toast with the competition's product on air?

Here's a trailer for Black Swan, Darren Aronofsky's moody-looking psychological thriller set in the competitive and cutthroat world of professional ballet. It looks creepy and interestingly filmed and could be an unsettling rumination on ambit— Oh, fuck it. They kiss.

MTV is killing original comedies right now. They distract you with all the reality television—with girls getting arrested or punched in the face—then sneak a Hard Times of RJ Berger in under the radar.

Today we looked at the sad story of a young couple murdered by an oppressive religious sect. This inspired one commenter into raising an imaginary army to take on these enemies of women and common decency.

Strident renegade Starbucks bagel linguist Lynne Rosenthal says she'll never patronize Starbucks again.

The verdict's in on Illinois ex-governor Rod Blagojevich: he's guilty of one count of lying to the FBI. The jury deadlocked on 23 other counts. He faces up to five years in jail, a $250,000 fine, and a retrial.

Uh oh. A new study in the Journal of the AMA reveals that 19.5% of kids 12-19 have hearing loss, and 5.3% have noticeable loss, likely due to earbud use. Your teen isn't ignoring you. They just can't hear you.

The oldest soul in show business and inadvertent comedienne Taylor Momsen gave an interview to Spin in which she ridicules Rihanna for confusing "pop" with "rock." Highlights from the Gossip Girl star turned jailbait rocker's wonderfully funny interview below.

The Way We Live Now: literally sitting on stacks of gold bullion. How you like that, ma? While the world fights over bus routes and the city fathers are getting evicted, here we sit, blinged, ringed, done, badumbumbum.

Today on Studio B, Shep brought his Planet Blago bit to the masses. It seems that the physical being of Blagojevich (or maybe just the flying hologram) and what he's doing fascinates Shep more than the jury's actual verdict.

Faced with the potential to spread jokes like they worked for Old Spice, Steve Doocy and Gretchen Carlson took that opportunity and used it to recycle jokes and awkwardly interrupt their guest.

This is weird. And scary. In a new viral marketing Vitaminwater spot, which also features Adrian Peterson and Shaquille O'Neal, Gary Busey plays some sort of crazed fantasy sports lawyer. What this has to do with Vitaminwater is still unclear.

It's true. Read no further if you don't want a big, gay hunk mystery spoiled. Also today: Some completely gross Battleship casting, a timely Gossip Girl cameo, and an alien-related war brews in Los Angeles.

Presenters for the Emmys have been announced, Adrien Grenier and his real-life band will appear on 90210, the story behind Big Lake and Chris Gethard, Melissa Joan Hart and Joey Lawrence reunite tonight, watch the Weeds premiere online, and more!

Last night on Huge, the campers celebrated Chloe's birthday in the woods with stolen booze and a game of Truth or Dare. Watch as the celebration turns sour when Piznarski is dared to kiss a boy and he chooses Alistair.

This startling image surfaced today on the Dutch blog Trendbeheer.com. It turns out that's an edible ice gun, distributed as part of — what else — a German art exhibit. More fascinating and disturbing images after the jump.