TONIGHT: Quite a bit of variety tonight! We've got new episodes of Big Brother 12, The Real World, MasterChef, Minute to Win It, America's Got Talent, Top Chef, Man vs. Wild, and more, plus Jennifer Aniston on Chelsea Lately.

The Democratic Governors Association demands a "formal disclaimer" on Fox News for financially backing Republicans.

It seems everyone's gone crazy with speculation over Gawker Media's impending redesign. While the layout is still a work in progress, this video—shot months ago for the release of the iPad—shines light on the design's possibilities.

For its new Times Square Whopper Bar, BK is piling four of its patented rat corpses patties on top of each other, slathering them with marinara and "pesto-flavored mayo," thus creating a "Pizza Burger", which sells for $12.99. Hungry yet?

Congratulations to GitEmSteveDave for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Today at Gawker.TV, Rachael Ray and Shaq grocery shop together, Will Ferrell's Big Lake, Melissa Joan Hart and Joey Lawrence make us flash back to the 90s, and Stephen Colbert is upset with Newsweek's list of the world's best countries.

The Way We Live Now: doing the upper-middle class juggle. We're juggling baby! Can you keep a wife, a kid, a mortgage, a commute, and a second job in the air without dropping any? We'll watch you try!

Snooki pleaded not guilty to creating a "creating a public nuisance" today. Not guilty? Really?

It must be the influence of new judge André Leon Talley, but Tyra Banks' public access-grade reality competition America's Next Top Model is getting a high-class make over for its 15th "cycle." They even tricked Vogue into taking part.

On this morning's Fox & Friends, Disney star Demi Lovato dished on the bad habits of her co-stars/ tour buddies/ former flames, the Jonas Brothers. During the segment, Lovato exposed the diabetes-be-damned sweet tooth of Nick Jonas.

Fareed Zakaria, Newsweek's most prominent remaining writer, is reportedly leaving the magazine next month.

[Ke$ha wears a mask en route to a New York spa. Image via INF.]

On Lopez Tonight, Kat Von D talked about the time she tattooed Lady Gaga in Los Angeles. Like so many others that moved there for showbiz, she shrugged off the current queen of pop's claim to succeed in stardom.

A wacky British-born Internet entrepreneur who wants to be entertained, and perhaps even promote a website, is offering $1 million for someone to flash Barack Obama, on camera. How is this not a great deal?

Frances Bean Cobain, daughter of late grunge-god Kurt, is 18 today. Meaning: you are old.

Battalion Chief "Needles" Nelson is not too happy about headquarters' decision to shut down his department and he was more than happy to make his feelings known on last nights episode of Rescue Me. Watch and learn.

At 7:49PM last night, the New York Observer made a discovery: "There are different kinds of hotness." Sometimes you want to bang a clean lady. And sometimes you want to bang a "dirty girl," as epitomized by Peaches Geldof, apparently.

The music video for Yeasayer's new single "Madder Red" is causing discussion for more than just its smooth grooves. Squeaky-clean Kristen Bell stars in the video as the owner of a disgusting pet monster that happens to be dying.

In your global Wednesday media column: strongman manager buys biz show, rumors of trouble at OK! Magazine, management shuffles at Time Inc, and press freedom threatened in South Africa and Venezuela.

Donny Deutsch is apparently a muscular man, and wants the world to know. He might also be interested in wooing Mika.