Eric Roberts, who plays ex-CIA agent James Munroe in The Expendables stopped by AOTS. He talked about the film and his stint on Celebrity Rehab. Apparently, if you're on dope you might find being on a soap opera quite difficult.

Despite all the paparazzi-hounding and privacy loss, one-third of surveyed Americans think that being an actor is the ultimate dream job, says a Marist poll. Presumably they mean Movie Star, not struggling regional theater actor. Second dreamiest job? Athlete, naturally.

Each August for the past 80 years, the men and women of Sturgis, SD (and many who travel there) gather for their annual Motorcycle Rally. This year, they had a very special surprise guest: Pee-wee Herman. Watch what happened inside.

Do your current obsessions include television, pop-culture, viral video, or social media? Then we want you to be a Gawker Media Video intern.

Drunk in the gym! Greedy-ass yoga! Ab assistance! Chocolate for your health! Pro athletes without athletics! And the Twitter diet, phase two! It's your Monday Fitness Watch, where we watch fitness—but not in that skeevy David Barton way!

It's unsurprising that Rep. Ron Paul, Congress' defiant libertarian, would be appalled at his fellow Republicans' demagoguery over an Islamic center in Lower Manhattan. Now that he's made his disgust apparent, though, how does it reflect on his candidate-son, Rand?

Letterman took a break from hosting when he made a rare guest appearance on Live! today. In this clip, he discusses the controversy that surrounded his day job months ago while showing off his spot-on impression of Jay Leno.

Bears are cute! Well, people in bear costumes, at least—especially when they walk around with big smiles/hug people. But did you ever think about who's under the costume? Using that concept, here's the most effective HIV-awareness ad ever.

People are reporting their bank and PayPal accounts have been emptied by hackers via the iTunes Store. This has not been a good summer for Apple's self-made image of safety and security.

On today's Doctors, talk show host and infomercial spokesman Montel Williams explained his affinity for marijuana and why he tokes up on the reg. Don't worry folks, He has a doctor's permission.

After Dr. Laura used the N-word repeatedly and subsequently quit her talk show, the Washington Post has questions about how to spell it. Capital or lowercase N? Dashes or dots? Spell it out entirely or ignore it completely? Your thoughts?

So soon! They get greedy so easily, don't they. Also today: Conan's TBS move isn't exactly paradise for his writers, friction on the set of the Nikki Finke show sounds about right, and lots of casting news.

This morning on the The Today Show, Ann Curry was rubbed the wrong way by the repetitive use of the word "suck." Watch as she gets uncomfortable and the others begin to antagonize her by saying it over and over.

On the season premiere of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Kim freaked out over the empty bottles and stains during her housewarming party. She spends the whole time cleaning up until Bruce sits her down for a father-daughter heart-to-heart.

In your fearmongering Monday media column: vicious rumors of bedbugs at Elle, a mass exodus from the New York Observer, Sidney Harman has some ideas for Newsweek, media job moves afoot, and Philly wants to tax bloggers.

It sure would be funny if John McCain lost his Arizona Senate primary tomorrow to dumb, corrupt, infomercial-starring ex-congressman J.D. Hayworth. Sadly, McCain's all but guaranteed a blowout victory. Sometimes bolting shamelessly to the right works! Having money helps, too.

This group of firefighters decided to take a break from killing fires and saving kittens to take a page from Mistah FAB's book on ghost riding their whip. We think this may qualify under "greatest thing ever."

Soap bubbles never get old. They're exhilarating to pop when you're a kid, beautiful to watch when you're an adult and twee to play with when you're Zooey Deschanel. But how do they work?

Bristol Palin's speaking fee: $14,000.

During last night's Drop Dead Diva, The Bachelor's Jake Pavelka made his grand acting debut, playing a dating/reality show contestant who's attempting to get an acting career off the ground. So in other words, a giant stretch from real life.