Critiques of major media outlets are common these days, except when they're so good they render further critiques moot. This video from the Onion News Network which mockingly paints Time Magazine as aimed at children is a perfect example.

Next Tuesday, after this vacation, Barack Obama will deliver an Oval Office address on Iraq.

A new poll shows that one-third of New Jersey voters think the Jersey Shore guidos act out because they're from New York. Will the Garden State leave this issue alone? The state clearly has bigger image issues to worry about.

Yep. He has one right now. Also today: Cruise's wife gets in bed with two people, but only one man, Scream 4 adds some more victims, a Glee rumor appears true, and some sexy nerd ladies arrive at SyFy's doorstep.

Chris Young, running for mayor of Providence, recently appeared on the local FOX station for a disastrous interview. The worst part? Choose: a) Young bringing/reading notes, b) saying that he attends church for fun, or c) serenading the befuddled interviewer.

The war on smoking is without end: they've already come for your clove cigarettes, and your flavored cigarettes, and your light cigarettes. Now, they're coming for your "e-cigarettes." Jesus, pretty soon we'll all be forced to smoke...cigarettes. [WSJ]

Do you know Tila Tequila? How about Tila Nguyen? That's how I knew her way before the Juggalo poop-throwing fiasco. Let me explain how she got famous.

It's time for another video of the Internet's (or Gawker.TV's, at least) favorite cat, Winston Bananas (pet to fourfour's Rich Juzwiak). In this installment, Winston is displeased to find the lid of a sugar pot on his head. Drama!

Jonathan Goldsmith, the gentleman who plays "The Most Interesting Man In The World" in those superb Dos Equis ads, steamed up the set of SportsNation Tuesday, acting as an emcee of sorts. Here's a clip of some highlights.

Ex-Senator Alan Simpson is a co-chair of Barack Obama's deficit-reduction commission, and many liberals fear that he'll take a wrecking ball to Social Security. And now that a grumpy, comical email rant of Simpson's has leaked, liberals are downright livid.

This is something you don't see every day. Or ever, really. A rat, named Tinkerbell, shampooing herself in her owner's sink and—someway, somehow—actually looking cute while doing so. Rats being cute? Buh? The surprisingly adorable video is inside.

In your backwards Wednesday media column: Major Garrett leaves Fox News, Sharon Waxman waxes on about her competitor, a VQR editor's suicide considered further, and a man from the future speaks out.

Broken friendships produce the bitterest feuds, which explains the big beef between Steve Jobs' Apple and Bono's Elevation Partners. Now Elevation is investing in Pandora, the beloved internet radio site edging ever closer to competition with Apple.

On last night's episode of Rescue Me, Ladder 62 loses one of it's own while battling a fire in a storage warehouse filled with coffins. The writers are really laying it on pretty thick with the symbolism here. Spoilers inside.

On last night's Late Show, Drew Barrymore was busy telling David Letterman about her perfect pooches when, suddenly, he started to roll up his sleeve, revealing several scars/bite marks that he says came from Sully, his "Satan" dog. Video inside.

[Katy Perry and Russell Brand after a night out in New York City. Image via INF.]

A rare fire tornado was spotted in Brazil. Nobody knows who started the fire...tornado. We think the devil needs to stop trying so hard to impress the ladies while on his summer vacation.

America's favorite babydaddy Levi Johnston, who's running for mayor of Wasilla, caressed a $2,000 rifle during his first campaign stop. Naturally, it was at a gun shop and a camera crew was involved. This doesn't make up for Playgirl.

What will save the dying American malls? Costco! Malls will all become Costcos. Better?

Danny DeVito, Glenn Howerton, and (new parents) Kaitlin Olson and Rob McElhenney talk about what's to come on the next season of Always Sunny. From the sound of it we'll get babies, Tom Sizemore, a "road trip" to New Jersey.