Chinese Millennials Sound Like the Freaking Worst!
Hamilton Nolan · 08/14/15 09:30AMReptile Zoo Rescues 150 Goddamn Crocodiles From Strange Man's Home
Hudson Hongo · 08/13/15 11:05PMMan Fatally Struck by Rollercoaster While Searching for Lost Phone
Hudson Hongo · 08/13/15 08:15PMCops: L.A. Bank Robber at Large After Hitting Three Locations in One Hour
Hudson Hongo · 08/13/15 07:05PMYellowstone Grizzly Bear Euthanized After Killing, Eating Hiker
Hudson Hongo · 08/13/15 06:30PMJason Parham · 08/13/15 04:27PM
A Colorado state appeals court ruled against Masterpiece Cakeshop Thursday, stating that the bakery could not deny service to a same-sex couple based on the religious beliefs of its owner. The bakery, which plans to appeal to the Colorado Supreme Court, had previously refused service to three gay couples.
This Isn’t a Perfect Tweet, But It Is a Strong One
Ashley Feinberg · 08/13/15 04:15PMConnecticut's Death Penalty is Officially Dead
Gabrielle Bluestone · 08/13/15 03:38PMJustice Dept.: Human Beings Need Sleep, So Stop Fining Them for Sleeping Outside
Jay Hathaway · 08/13/15 01:02PM
Human beings need sleep. Homeless people are human beings. Therefore, homeless people need sleep and shouldn’t be banned from getting it in what is often the only place they can: outdoors. That’s the simple argument the Justice Department is making in a case out of Boise, Idaho, one of the many U.S. cities with inadequate shelter space that have nonetheless attempted to bar unhoused people from sleeping outside.
Ben Carson Gives Himself Permission to Use Fetal Tissue, NO ONE ELSE
Ashley Feinberg · 08/13/15 12:50PM
After weeks of GOP candidates pandering to the anti-Planned Parenthood masses, it looks like the one man who should know better re:fetal tissue donations—famed ex-neurosurgeon Ben Carson—actually does know better. Or at least, he did back in 1992 when he did his own research on 17-week fetal tissue. But, according to Carson, that was different.
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Rich Juzwiak · 08/13/15 12:15PMFacebook Pulls College Kid's Internship After He Exposes Privacy Leak
Sam Biddle · 08/13/15 12:05PMOne Brave County Defies Law, Refuses Gay Couples Right to Marry
Gabrielle Bluestone · 08/13/15 11:54AMDonald Trump Has Gone Completely Bing-Bong
Jay Hathaway · 08/13/15 11:05AMWould You Have Sexual Intercourse With President Warren Harding?
Tom Scocca · 08/13/15 10:53AMThe Constitution: Old Bullshit?
Hamilton Nolan · 08/13/15 10:34AMRiot City: A Remembrance
Jervey Tervalon · 08/13/15 10:10AM
I was a young boy in 1965 when we moved into an area of Los Angeles where many New Orleans expatriates settled. I got to watch my older brothers and their friends run like rabbits when the pigs would roll by. At one point I thought that’s what you called the police, “pigs,” but Gregory, my second oldest brother said don’t you ever call them that to their faces. Once, when the police roared up on us with their high beams, Gregory dragged me like a limp doll to escape. All these well-built, tough-ass knuckleheads scattered to avoid arrest or worse. Their crime: smoking weed and drinking beer on the steps of our house. Gregory threw me down behind a hedge and covered me with his body while the police looked for someone to apprehend. They didn’t see us, but the impression stayed with me. The police were to be feared.