Dancing With the Stars, ABC's reality competition about alleged celebrities, who dance, has announced the cast for its 11th season, which premieres in late September. But who are these "stars"? And what, exactly, are they "famous" for?

Notorious drug kingpin Edgar Valdez Villarreal, a leader in the Beltran Leyva cartel, was captured in Mexico on Monday.

ABC unveiled the new cast of "stars" for DWTS tonight, and it was about as ridiculous as you might imagine. We already knew that the Situation and Bristol Palin were signed on; who else is Hollywood regurgitating this year?

Fox News host Glenn Beck just launched a news site—a place for "original reporting, insightful opinions and engaging videos." Currently, seven of the front-page articles are about Glenn Beck and his projects. Let's take a look!

Rob Dyrdek is a hero- from building new Safe Spot Skate Spots to helping Big Cat by getting him an awkward intervention. The most noteworthy clip from tonight's episode, as always, is inside.

Glenn Beck—while comparing himself both to Obama and Reagan—acted as his own biggest cheerleader in a show-long tirade wherein he asserted that his Restoring Honor rally did not receive coverage accurate enough for his liking.

Part 1 of the RHONJ Reunion Finale airs tonight. The NJ Housewives haven't been under the same roof in over a year and based on the previews—it looks like things get pretty darned nasty. Join us!

People who drink heavily have lower mortality rates than those who don't drink at all, according to a new study. Why? Could be because they're way more fun at parties. No, really! Science says so!

Strangely, this bit by Nick DiPaolo mirrors one of his guest appearances on FX's Louie where he visits the emergency room. Perhaps hospitals are much funnier than previously thought.

Singer-teenager-Canadian Justin Bieber and rapper-producer-neurotic Kanye West "dropped" their much-Tweeted-about collaboration with famed rapping chef Raekwon. It's a remix of Bieber's "Runaway Love," for which Kanye recycles a classic RZA beat and Raekwon recycles his old lines. Click to listen!

[Melanie Oudin's legs were looking lovely as she returned a shot during the first day of play at the U.S. Open. Image via AP]

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Chuck Liddell seems to be the safe bet in the beginning of the interview, but Brian Kilmeade and Not-Steve-Doocy start to make you wonder. It's definitely not the hairdresser, though.

Huffington Post blogger Beau Friedlander lost his posting privileges today for offering $100,000 for a Glenn Beck sex tape. Initially indignant, he is now begging for forgiveness.

Only some local hobos will use your credit card for unauthorized booze orgies when given the chance, while others will actually be honest, according to a Toronto Star study confirming research in peer reviewed journal the New York Post.

Tiger Woods reportedly moved into a new apartment in downtown Manhattan this weekend. He even introduced himself to the neighbors. Sadly the only Hooters in New York is in Midtown, so he'll have a bit of a commute.

Today we looked at sad lonely online dating for sad lonely people. Naturally this got you all telling your own stories, with one commenter painting an interesting triptych of women.

Two passengers on a Chicago-to-Amsterdam flight have been arrested for "preparation of a terrorist attack."

Congressman Ron Paul says it's a "possibility" that there's no gold at Fort Knox or the New York Fed. He may be right about the latter: The bad guys in Die Hard 3 did steal a lot of that gold.

What happens when a small business owner gets on Google's bad side? In Ryan Abood's case, the answer is, "your business gets crushed and you spend a year and a half in internet Siberia." Do not trifle with The Google.