What, you thought the animated typography video released alongside the hit new single was a real music video? The official music video for Cee-Lo's "F*ck You" features the singer's life as a bitter male that's unlucky in love. Video inside!

Veteran New York Observer columnist Simon Doonan is (trendily) leaving to go write for Slate.

[The vastly talented artist Katy Perry in London. Image: Bauer-Griffin]

We already knew that Project Runway mentor Tim Gunn's new book would contain crazy stories about Anna Wintour, but he's also going after Isaac Mizrahi, Martha Stewart's daughter, Bravo, some of the Project Runway contestants, and even his own mother!

Page Six hears that Barack Obama may be courting Michael Bloomberg for Treasury secretary. Well, they did go golfing recently. But it's hard to picture Bloomberg leaving his NYC mayor job, considering how much he paid for it. [Image: AP]

Gawker.TV Trivia, a daily question & answer game that tests your knowledge of television—past and present. Do you think that you've got it? Check out the answer to today's question, inside.

This British advertisement for Walkers Extra Crunchy features Lionel Richie singing a jingle about sharing potato chips with the ones you love. Unfortunately, you'll notice that it's quite catchy: "First you, then me. Share them together, the new extra crunchy."

New Census Bureau data shows that in cities across America, women in their post-college decade are earning more than fellas of the same age. Is that even legal? These figures reveal a clear formula to out-earning the patriarchy, right now!

American Apparel just can't catch a break. An employee was found dead at the company's downtown Los Angeles headquarters yesterday, adding yet another misfortune to the clothing retailer's ever-growing list of public relations woes.

England is merrier than usual today, as ex-Prime Minister Tony Blair's memoir finally hits bookstores! So, is he sorry about Iraq? Did he ever "like-like" the Queen? Many questions remain. Blair makes one thing clear, though: He loved getting drunk.

...Conan. Yup. No "show" or "night" variation. Not even a "barbarian" mention. Just plain old Conan. This is what he tells us in a new video, complete with scraggly beard and jokes. Exciting! Let's hope that's not the set, though.

Melissa & Joey is the perfect setting for a "Family Sitcom" drinking game—we're four episodes in, and Melissa's niece Lennox is already shouting "You're ruining my life!!!" Unsurprisingly, both gals have similar taste in fashion and beefcake.

Last week, British spy Gareth Williams was reportedly found in his apartment, stabbed to death and stuffed in a gym bag. Well, turns out he wasn't stabbed to death; his death was much more mysterious and movie-like.

Rachel Zoe took a detour on her way to Milan a "ladies night" of sorts with Kate Hudson. The duo channeled their inner schoolgirl and chattered away about clothes, life and men in turtlenecks. Oh, and Kate Hudson sings. BFF's!

Looks like she's doubling her chances of a date on Saturday night. These costars scored with a set of twins, this actor is doing too much coke, and there's something going on with gorillas. We wonder if Snooki's involved?

Last night, tween screams filled the air as Justin Bieber, with the angelic voice of "an electrified chipmunk," performed in Madison Square Garden. Elsewhere in New York, hero newsman Pat Kiernan got his Justin Bieber haircut on.

Julian Assange's alleged sexual crime against a Swedish groupie is more complicated than Lindsay Lohan's probation. After launching rape charges—then dropping down to harassment—Sweden is back to accusing Wikileaks' megalomaniacal leader of rape. Know more? WikiLeakiLeak it. [AP]

Just announced: The name of Conan O'Brien's new TBS show, Conan. The comedian sent the update from his new office this morning and stating that title is "simple, pure—like the man himself." Video of his announcement inside.

Mystic tanned to the point of unrecognizability, Bristol Palin promises to stay true to herself on primetime TV. Rachel Uchitel gets barred from Park Avenue. Paris Hilton gets barred from Vegas nightclubs. Wednesday gossip can only go so far.

In what we interpret as a consequence of normal global weather fluctuations rather than evidence of the veracity of any pseudo-scientific liberal "global warming" agenda, New York City just had its hottest summer ever. How hot was it?