Aww, this is sweet: "Rep. Joseph Cao (R-La.) said he loves President Obama on a personal level, and believes that the president likes him very much, too." Enough with the games, Cao! Just ask him out already.

[Foursquare founders Dennis Crowley and Naveen Selvadurai pretend to be chill in balmy SoHo this morning during a winter-themed photo shoot for their mobile "check-in" service. Icy stares ensued. Photo via our own Tom Plunkett.]

It's true. Yoda has looked up to the heavens and declared this true. Also today: up-and-comer Anthony Mackie lands another role, a promising movie stalls out, Tom Cruise gets a sexy sidekick for his next Mission, and Twilight news.

If cats were people, they would make PSAs like this: with cold, hard stares stating their intentions to pee all over your shit and their desire to kill you.

A Detroit-area woman was kicked off a jury for commenting on Facebook that it's "gonna be fun to tell the defendant they're GUILTY" before the trial was over or the defense even presented its case. Guess what her punishment was?

In your tripping Thursday media column: Bill Keller hollers back at the WSJ, Sharon Waxman's upset at every little thing, National Journal keeps hiring, and the Deseret News welcomes its future as a Mormon PR operation.

Tipster "Dave" sends this airplane photo of Weird Racist T-Shirt Guy, the ubiquitous protester we investigated this weekend. He's done enough weird racist t-shirt protesting in Washington for now, so he's flying back to Charlotte. But he'll resurface soon enough.

[Kelly Osbourne flaunts the dramatically thinner body she debuted at the Emmys, en route to a Pussycat Dolls performance. Her hat reminds me of Paris Hilton's and Jesse James' Nazi hats. Nazi hats: So hot right now? Image via Splash.]

Due to a happy accident of the calendar, today is 9/02/10, and diehard fans are using it as an excuse to celebrate the quintessential '90s drama, Beverly Hills 90210. It's time we have our own discussion about the show.

A crazed Jerry Lewis shared his feelings about Hollywood's youth and Lindsay Lohan—saying he'd "put her over my knee," "smack her in the mouth," and "be arrested for abusing a woman." Video of his shocking remarks inside.

Men use cosmetics these days. Okay, fine. "Do you!" as we always exclaim, followed by a Z-shaped pattern of finger snaps. Unfortunately, guys seem to have a bit of a problem owning up to their makeup fetish.

Fast Company's Mark Borden tweets this terrifying photo of a rented, decommissioned missile that "Ground Zero" "Mosque" protesters are driving around the proposed Islamic community center site today, and perhaps indefinitely. Take that, "productive interfaith dialogue" prospects!

Want the chance to to see the New Jersey Housewives sacrificing their honor for the high art of live theater? Now you can, as they take on Off-Broadway for a four night stint in My Big Gay Italian Wedding. Fabulous!

An offshore rig to the West of the Deepwater Horizon disaster site has exploded. Luckily, it was non-producing and there are no reported deaths. But man, oil companies really shouldn't have listened to that sinister Explode-O-Rig 5000™ salesman. [NYT]

Ladies: Have you been "bitten" by the "baby bug?" If so, blame those bitches at your work, for messing with your mind. A new study says that women are helplessly influenced by that baby-having of their social betters.

Gawker.TV Trivia, a daily question & answer game that tests your knowledge of television—past and present. Do you think that you've got it? Check out the answer to today's question, inside.

Hey, Arizona immigration law haters who are looking for some schadenfreude: it's popcorn time. Because here's a clip of Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer last night giving one of the worst debate opening statements... ever? Sure, let's go with "ever."

Oyez! Oyez! Oyez! All persons having interest in Top Chef Season 7 D.C., are admonished to draw near and give their attention, for the season is now screening. God save the faltering and the kind.

You can practically feel everyone in the studio cringe as these two New York Titans agree to disagree. The audience jostles for position, too, with half of the crowd alternately clapping after each awkward assertion.

The husband of ailing 93-year-old actress Zsa Zsa Gabor says he wants to have her body plastinated by controversial anatomist and Body Worlds exhibit founder Gunther von Hagens when she dies. We knew she was well-preserved, but that's just creepy.