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Today at Gawker.TV, Larry King and Ryan Seacrest perform Lady Gaga's "Poker Face," Ellen Degeneres announces the Late Show's Top Ten list, and Tim Gunn expresses his distaste for Condé Nast and the people who enable Anna Wintour.

A company called ACNE is launching a line of shirts for transgender consumers. To get even queerer, they're named after Dynasty characters and were conceived by the editor of the trans magazine Candy. And you thought fashion was gay before!

Party Cove in Missouri is one big drunken fiesta. Young people gather to binge drink, dance, and look for DD's. No, not designated drivers. In this clip, one boat's designated driver was more like a designated drunk driver.

Hacks like to call the Times vs. Journal battle "Bald men fighting over a comb." But in this CGI epic, it's more like "A sharkman fighting Pinch Sulzberger with a money cannon, West Side Story-style." Amazing journalism.

Twitter wasn't a big deal during the 2008 elections. Most congressmen started accounts in 2009, so 2010 is our first election year with "Twitter controversies." Today, for example: a revenge-seeking Republican operative tweeted Democratic staffers' home addresses. Really now?

Jersey Shore's Snooki pled guilty to disturbing the public enjoyment of the beach and will do two days of community service and pay $533. The judge concluded by calling her "rude," "self-indulgent" and a "Lindsay Lohan wannabe." No respect!

During her interview on the Late Show last night, Katie Holmes trotted out a story about rubbing Vicks Vapor Rub on her chest on the set of All My Sons. Not very sexy, but Holmes does look fantastic!

[January Jones has finally escaped Mad Men's mid-century drag, only to be forced into the apparel of a go-go Florence Nightingale of the Swiss Alps for X-Men: First Class. Her stunt double, seen here, follows suit. Image via INF]

The Way We Live Now: looking to the East. The future is in China, friends. Everyone "in the know" knows it. American richies are favoring the Chinese with obsequious bows. Meanwhile, the Chinese rich are assholes, just like us.

When Larry King appeared on Ryan Seacrest Live, the radio host asked Larry to join him in a rendition of Lady Gaga's hit song. After the jump, watch what might be the worst (best?) cover of the song to date.

To promote himself for fashion week, Flock of Seagulls-coiffed Project Runway winner Christian Siriano gave an interview saying he is often mistaken for an "Asian lesbian." He also talked trash about "old" Brooke Shields and "trashy" Hailey Duff.

The Flight 93 memorial in Shanksville, Pa., supposedly honors the brave folks who sacrificed themselves during an in-flight power struggle on 9/11. So why does its design include a huge Muslim crescent pointing at Mecca? Here we go again.

To be fair, the consequences at the end of this short by Yum Yum London isn't exactly something that happens in real life, but it will make you think twice the next time you parallel park.

Scandal isn't particularly costly in Silicon Valley. Just ask Mark Hurd, who was pushed out as Hewlett Packard CEO for falsifying expense reports, amid sexual harassment charges, and now has a posh new job and a platinum parachute.

Doug Abeles has been writer and producer at Update for the past ten years. I met with Doug to talk about his experiences writing for television, what makes a good joke, and what's up for Weekend Update this season.

Summer's over. As we turn off the grill and step back inside, it's time to settle into our couches for the annual crop of new TV shows. Here are the dramas, comedies, and reality trainwrecks to get excited about.

The health benefits of popular green tea drinks: bullshit. Add it to the list.

Hellcats

Anna Chapman's sexy boudoir photo shoot for a Russian men's magazine was only the beginning. The flame-haired spy who stole our hearts has an "Anna cult" that follows her everywhere. Locals are composings hymns to celebrate her!