The chipper actress gave birth to a daughter in May and now she's bought a cozy new Beverly Hills home. It's got 4,311 square feet, 4 bedrooms, and 3.5 bathrooms. And it's almost all one floor! Perfect for Baby.

This woman is both Momma Rose and Gypsy Rose Lee! An actress loves to laugh at her famously short husband, and this actress has some incredible demands in her rider. She wants everything to come up roses.

If you thought the "Textee" ad was terrible, wait until you see this elderly-exploiting spot for the "new" Vivitar camera. Why bother to adapt to changes in technology when you can wallow in the ignorance of your generation's obsolescence?

When you type the letters "j-e-s" into Google, the first suggestion to come up as part of its new "instant search" feature is 11-year-old viral video star and internet punching bag Jessi Slaughter. The second name on the list: "Jesus."

Well, sorta gritty. Feel good movie costarring Tim McGraw gritty, at least. Here's the trailer for Paltrow's sappy-lookin' country drama about a washed-up, rehab-sprung country singer (Jo Dee Messina?) trying to pick herself up and be rich and famous again.

The great minds over at Geekosystem put together 17 instances of resident bully Roger's laugh on the beloved Nickelodeon series, Doug. As you'll notice in the video, every time Roger laughs, the exact same sound byte is used.

Tim Gunn worries about running into Anna at Fashion Week. Angelina Jolie has barely any friends. 29-year-old Kim Kardashian gets Botox. Snooki insulted to be compared to Lindsay Lohan. TGIFriday gossip.

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

Over 250,000 Japanese citizens aged 100 years or more are "missing," a nationwide inquiry finds.

War ravaged Iraq has agreed to pay $400 million to a group of Americans who say they were traumatized or tortured during Saddam Hussein's rule after the 1990 invasion of Kuwait. What's so unfair about that? Oh, right.

Thomas Guinzburg, co-founder of The Paris Review and later the president of Viking Press, died in New York on Wednesday at 84. Guinzburg published Thomas Pynchon's "Gravity's Rainbow," hired Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis as an editor, and served in WW2. [NYT]

60 mph wind gusts are pushing the Colorado wildfire closer to the town of Boulder, and authorities have told residents that the western part of town may be evacuated. At least 170 homes have been destroyed this week.

About 300 people wearing matching shirts and sushi chef caps got together to roll the world's longest California roll at UMass Amherst on Monday, and beat UC Berkeley's previous record by 92 feet, for a total of 422 feet.

It's been a hard week, between the Koran-burning man, and the enormous explosion in California, and the accusations of war crimes. You deserve a massage and a cold drink. But more than that: You deserve a monkey riding a pig.

What is going on with Fidel Castro? The former Cuban President has been rather... candid, lately, admitting gay persecution was his fault and condemning anti-Semitism. Most recently? He told a reporter that the Cuban model of economics "doesn't even work."

Poor Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino! The Jersey Shore star lost a bid to trademark his nickname for a line of clothing. It gets worse: Mike's last name was just trademarked by someone else. For a line of clothing. Last week.

Extremely manic behavior was the name of the game during tonight's episode of Jersey Shore. The typical fights turned into a household Civil War before enemies became lovers and jumped into bed together. Who knew things could get this weird?

A recently-suspended worker opened fire in a Kraft Foods baking plant in Philadelphia, killing two.

Ever gotten drunk and said something regrettable to a coworker? It's embarrassing, but it's hardly an international incident. Unless you work for the UN—like Chinese diplomat Sha Zukang, who told an American colleague that he doesn't like Americans.

When the esteemed Mr. Gunn calls the designers together, it means there's going to be a challenge. When his little velvet bag with the gold tassels comes with him, it usually means unhappy designers and fashion disasters.