Wendy discusses one thing she and Twilight star Peter Facinelli have in common: they both wear wigs (Peter sports a blonde 'do for his role.) Her wig is not glued down, and it shows.

Jersey Shore's resident moneymaker, The Situation, put his iPhone app on the virtual shelves of the Apple App Store today. Just what can you expect from the king of GLT for $5 of your hard-earned money?

"Alright, everybody, listen up... I'm Betty F*cking White" is how Betty White begins her promotional video for her new fashion line Made by Betty. Watch famed Golden Girls actress curse and gamble with her employees in this hilarious video.

The Way We Live Now: spacing out. Fly your pie in the sky if you so choose, sheeple—meanwhile, China grabs the money, Spain grabs the zombies, and the government grabs your home. But enjoy your space trip, sure.

Hulk Hogan will host a kids game show, Candice Bergen will play Cuddy's mom on House, TLC renews a bunch of horrible shows, American Idol will take online auditions, Bridalplasty, and OMFG It's Always Sunny begins anew tonight!

This brave young man puts his fear of being launched into the air aside to ride an amusement park ride with his friend. Once they get launched into the air; however, he starts screaming for his mother.

Just three days after she wore it to the VMAs, Lady Gaga's meat dress rose again at Jeremy Scott's Fashion Week presentation. It's like couture Jesus. Personally, I prefer Scott's ticket stub ensemble or the chaps-Speedo-tank top combination. Screw Gaga.

After suffering public whippings from Rush Limbaugh and Sarah Palin, Karl Rove suddenly and magically supports Christine O'Donnell! Always has. When he was not supporting her, well, that was just a ploy to raise Internet money! Leave Karl Rove alone.

Jacob Isom—the rattail-coiffed Koran hero of Amarillo, Texas—is officially a phenomenon. The video of him telling a local news about how he swiped a kerosene-soaked Koran from would-be burners has gotten its first auto-tuned remix.

TONIGHT: Lots of TV! We have the season premieres of The Apprentice and It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, plus new episodes of Vampire Diaries, Nikita, The Real Housewives of DC, Watch What Happens: Live, and oh so much more!

Fresh from the depths of the Internet, we have another random dog video! This one features Puggy, a Pekingese who holds the world record for the longest tongue belonging to a canine—4.5 inches! Inside, video of Puggy's lap-tool.

A five-year project filming the lives of model Sara Ziff and her friends is now a documentary called Picture Me, which premieres after the close of New York Fashion Week tomorrow. We spoke with one of the models, Sena Cech.

You had to know this was coming. Jacob Isom, the now-famous "Dude, you have no Koran!" hero, has had his story auto-tuned. From Isom's one-liners, to the original news report—and more—everything about the story is now more melodic.

The New York Times ran a profile today on two 27-year-olds who are working as the live-in caretakers for the Ralph Waldo Emerson House in Concord, MA. So, cool, neat job. Though one series of paragraphs chills to the bone.

Stephen Colbert brought 1-800-OOPS-JEW back into service last night and the first person to call him up with regret was Joan Rivers. She apologized for saying if he looked any doughier in his tux, he'd be working for Pillsbury. Snap!

Lee Abrams is the absurd spaceman that Tribune Co., in its infinite wisdom, has allowed to run its "innovation efforts" into the ground and write insane memos for the past two years. Today: a Tribune insider rants about Lee! Fun!

[After the terrible failure of Joey, Matt LeBlanc needs a little relaxation. Outside a London pub, he pinches his fingers, curls his pinkie, and enjoys a hand-rolled smoking device of some sort. Whatever could be in it? Images via Bauer-Griffin.]

Some 43.6 million Americans are living in poverty, according to a new Census report. [via]

Congratulations to spazeboy for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Today at Gawker.TV, Tim Gunn calls the Michale and Tareq Salahi "sociopaths" as they listen remotely, Regis Philbin has penis envy for Jimmy Fallon's speedo, and Martha Stewart drunkenly reveals tales her modeling days in the Mad Men era.