Cameron and Tyler Winklevoss are entrepreneurs, twins, Olympic rowers, and Harvard graduates. They are best known, however, for alleging that Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg stole the idea for Facebook from them back in early 2004.

TMZ claims that Lindsay Lohan failed a drug test last week, which means she could go back to jail for 30 days. Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with this girl? If prison and rehab didn't help, she's doomed.

Check out a young Jeremy Piven as a cop and a young Adam Sandler as a thug in this failed TV 1990 Pilot entitled Dog Police. Terrifying human-dog characters and a fantastic intro theme song included as well!

Alaska Sen. Lisa Murkowski, who lost her primary to an upstart weeks ago, is poised to run as a write-in candidate this November. Is she batty? Voters would rather, say, exercise than spell out an entire human name. [Image: AP]

Judd Nelson heads to Two and a Half Men, Kenny Powers with a goat, and Saturday Night Live figures out it's fall hosting schedule: Emma Stone, Jon Hamm, and ...Lindsay Lohan?!

Behold, the "Blog Writer Dress" and "Blog Editor Dress," from a store that also sells a "Literary Arts Dress," "Journalism Dress," and "Texture Message Dress." By assessing these outfits' relative cuteness, we can figure which kind of writing is best.

A trick for aspiring writers: want to get an approving Sarah Palin blurb on your book's cover, a surefire way to move copies? Then title your book The Persecution of Sarah Palin, as the Weekly Standard's Palin-worshiping Matt Continetti has.

Watch as between games, work crews transform New Meadowlands Stadium from Giants to Jets. It took 25 people moving pieces of turf weighing over 1,000lbs just twelve hours to complete the task!

The Way We Live Now: riding the roller coaster. Playing the blame game. On the comeback trail. On the rebound. Entrepreneurially. And all sorts of other cliches that add up to one big goat on the roof, economically speaking.

TONIGHT: Not much, but a few gems. We've got the season premiere of Real Time with Bill Maher, new episodes of Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta, Flashpoint, and more, plus Tim Gunn on Ferguson and Will Arnett on Fallon!

1-800-DIAL-DMV used to connect you to New York State's Department of Motor Vehicles. Now it directs people to a lady who moans, "You're so big baby, wanna pull it out and watch it explode all over my beautiful backside?"

This morning, Cooper told us about his days as a childhood thief. But rather than stealing candy or toys, he would take the cutlery from airplanes, because "one day I'll have a house and need cutlery." How practical.

After over 50 years on air, the CBS soap opera that launched the careers of Meg Ryan, Marisa Tomei, and Julianne Moore finally closed shop. Today was it's 13,858th and last episode. Happy endings for everybody!

Today at Gawker.TV, Victoria Beckham admits to primping her pooch's toes, Kate Walsh wears a dress full of sushi, January Jones is a Michael Kors-copycat, the return of Always Sunny, and the worst names for television series of all time.

Congratulations to Lazarou for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Barack Obama officially hired liberals' favorite consumer-protector, Harvard professor Elizabeth Warren, to his administration today. She wasn't nominated to head the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau as expected, just to advise the administration as it sets up the agency. Still, good!

Jimmy Fallon and Jon Hamm talked about the time Hamm was asked to do a part that had previously been promised to Brian Williams on Saturday Night Live. According to them, Brian Williams is creepy,obsessed, and has stalking tendencies.

Superbugs! Libido lack! Depressed students! Football brain! Dumb food docs! Marines with cancer! Whooping cough! Headline minds! It's your Friday Health Watch, where we watch your health—as best we can, through the fog of concussion!

Adam Lambert has been accused of battery after getting in a tussle with a Miami paparazzo. A friend pulled the be-hatted American Idol runner-up off the photog, but not before he suffered some dino-damage. Bonus action shot after the jump.

Actress/comedian Niecy Nash appeared on The Doctors today as part of an panel of women debating whether or not kids should nickname their private parts. She told the audience a story about her daughter—watch the hilarious story below!