Craig Ferguson and his robot pal Geoff Peterson have a silly new game: They shout "in your pants" at each other. Repeatedly. Check out all the times it happened this week after the jump.

As a self-proclaimed comedy nerd, I'm always searching for the obscure, the forgotten, the hilarity lost to time. 1996's The Show starring Paul Giamatti was one such prize.

4chan and movie piracy are closely linked: Many of the anarchic message board's users frequent sites like the Pirate Bay to download movies they can watch alone in their parents' basement. Now, 4chan is attacking the champions of anti-piracy efforts.

Rescuers in Chile have reached the 33 trapped miners with a new foot-wide hole that will eventually be used to rescue them. The miners got a special meal for Chile's bicentenary, but were denied their request for red wine. Lame.

As many as 2,000 trees were killed by the storm that swept through Brooklyn and Queens, and meteorologists confirm that two tornadoes touched down. Lesson: New York City should be encased in a giant glass dome. (Picture by us)

Lindsay Lohan admits she failed a drug test; now she faces jail! Russell Brand placed under citizen's arrest for paparazzi beatdown. Did Elle whiten Gabourey Sidibe's face? Paris Hilton's plea deal. Saturday Gossip Roundup is not eating brunch.

A Massachusetts woman, Maryellen Mara-Christian was on an alligator hunting trip in South Carolina this week "hoping for a 10-footer," when she saw a 1,025 pound gator swimming. She shot it and severed its spinal cord with a knife.

Before Bugs and Daffy became the "Looney Tunes" icons that they are today Leon Schlesinger was trying to horn in on the success of Walt Disney and Al Jolson.

It took awhile, but BP's Gulf oil well "is physically incapable of leaking another drop."

These days we're increasingly turning to Taiwan for some of the best American social and political commentary, from the folks at Next Media Animation. Their latest subject, Delaware Republican Christine O'Donnell and her Tea Party uprising, is brilliant.

Josh Ruben has his work cut out for him. The much-awaited Jack Goes Boating is opening in select theaters today, marking Hoffman's directorial debut. Josh has a debut of his own... Philip Seymour Hoffman: Impressions of a Satisfied Man.

[Herb Aric takes his normal seat at a park in Queens to read his book this afternoon. He doesn't care that yesterday's tornado toppled a giant tree on his bench. Only in New York, kids! Image via AP]

At Longleat Park in the UK, human intervention became necessary to keep two baby otters alive. Watch as a lucky zoologist hand feeds them a snack.

Steve Jobs is known for replying to random emails sent to his personal Apple email address. Well, a college journalism student from Long Island emailed him about a problem she had with Apple's PR department. Jobs' response? "Leave us alone."

This is the cold open from last night's Late Late Show, and it's perfect, which should come as no surprise, given the participants. But will "Shatner being Shatner" be enough to make $#*! My Dad Says watchable?

We'd forgotten it was a state, but now we remember that it is and we wish it wasn't. Let's take a look back at how this all happened.

Today we pointed out telltale signs that you are a poor person living in the city. Many of you came up with your own, but one commenter really took the cake. The poverty cake.

Jacob Isom's dream has come true. The rattail-coiffed hero who snatched a kerosene-soaked Koran from wannabe burners is featured prominently on the website of his favorite magazine, High Times, today. His message: "Burn Buds, Not Books."

Between Kim Cattrall and Miley Cyrus, the fashion consultant offers an insight into the relationship between fashion and personality. Plus, has Sarah Palin been shopping at the North Korean H&M?

During a Fox Business Network debate over the Postal Service's relevance last night, former New York Sen. Al D'Amato snapped at GOP strategist Jack Burkman, calling him a "nasty racist" for spreading "racist bullshit" about Postal Service workers. Completely hilarious.