Bill Clinton was on 'Meet the Press' today and praised the Tea Party's "impulses"—i.e., their concerns about the national debt and the economy. Uh, does he know Christine O'Donnell is against masturbation? Seems like a particularly relevant impulse.

Newsweek's Howard Fineman is joining the Huffington Post. Says Fineman: "The digital world is where the action is in my line of work." Aw, he thinks he's bloggers. Newsweek now has around three staffers left, according to our calculations.

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, after freeing American captive Sarah Shourd on $500,000 "bail," is asking President Obama to reciprocate by freeing eight Iranians held in U.S. custody: "How would you know those Iranians are criminals? Are you a judge?"

Ken Mehlman is the former GOP chairman who recently confirmed he was gay. Marc Maron is a comedian. Marc Maron has found himself sitting next to Ken Mehlman on a plane and is live-tweeting it. Guess what happened?

13 "cult-like" church members in California didn't pull a Jonestown, and were found alive.

[A woman races across a lake at Ludwigsburg Castle in a hollowed out pumpkin during the Ludwigsburg Pumpkin Festival in Germany today. Image via Getty]

Try not to die of cuteness poisoning while watching this little scamp try to get inside these cardboard containers. I spot a kitty fashion trend on the rise.

Craigslist shut down its Adult Services section, caving to Attorneys General and anti-sex trafficking groups. But, as we pointed out, there are many other places to buy sex online. One, Backpage.com, is being sued by a former child prostitute.

When searching for something online, are you disturbed by some of the trash that Google dredges up from the depths of the internet? Rest easy, because there are religious search engines to keep your mind pure. Let's take a look!

During a recent stop in Edmonton, Canada, Justin Bieber stopped by a Hooters at the West Edmonton Mall. Here is a picture of Beiber posing with women whose boobs are the size of his head.

Montana Fish, Wildlife and Parks officials say they have killed a black bear sow for violating the agency's three strikes policy after it killed chickens and knocked over trash cans near Helena. Yeah, that makes a lot of sense. [AP]

This 2008 Swedish vampire tale has been hailed as one of the best of it's genre. It's a bleak presentation of a classic story, boy feels lonely, meets girl. Girl turns out to be a murderous vampire.

There's been loads of research on environmental problems, but scientists have yet to measure precisely how little Americans care about saving the environment. Here's a data point: Americans care less about the environment than if their dishes are spotless.

Like us, you're probably dying to try AquAdvantage® salmon, right? Well, the FDA won't make its producers label the fish as genetically modified! Good, because according to a guy from the Biotechnology Industry Organization, "Extra labeling only confuses the consumer."

BP's formerly-leaking oil well in the Gulf of Mexico has been permanently sealed, with cement, 4 million barrels and six months after the Deepwater Horizon rig exploded, killing 11 workers. (The well hasn't leaked since July.) Remember that?

Glee was the hottest new show of the year last season. Now coming back next week for Season two, they try to continue their momentous run. Jessalyn Gilsig stars in the hit series as Terri Schuester.

A user on crowd-sourced linkdump site Reddit posted a picture of his shapely "girlfriend's" new tattoo. Apparently she wasn't his girlfriend. Nice try, nerd.

Actor Randy Quaid and his wife, Evi were arrested in Santa Barbara, California yesterday for allegedly squatting in their old house, which they had sold over three years ago. Talk about falling on hard times. Damn.

Bristol Palin's Dancing with the Stars appearance gets sexier. Will Lindsay Lohan's failed drug tests destroy her career (more)? Donald Trump gets shut out of Wall Street 2. New Housewives cast-member. Let's explore Sunday Gossip Roundup with a smile!

Who does this guy think this deer is, Bambi? It's a hard-knock life in nature, which can breed a lot of angst in the animal youth. Proof of this inside.